Persuasive Essay On Mexican Immigration

Latinos. They’re a problem. Whenever most people go down the street they see more and more taco trucks and party shops with frilly chairs up in the front with the word QUINCEANERA printed in bold face. Good old Americans no longer have to buy a lawn mower and mow their lawns themselves because they can just call up a guy named Juan and ask him to do it for less than minimum. All of our hard earned American dollars are being wasted on “immigration reform” because apparently a visa is “hard” to get. However, there is a solution to this growing problem. Since, President Elect Donald J. Trump will build a wall to keep the rest out, and since all immigrants are illegal rapists, criminals, and drug dealers, instead of granting them visas, we make them learn their lesson and throw them over the wall with a catapult. It’s a sure fire way to make America great again.
I’ve had my fair share of Latino immigrants, being the child of two immigrants myself. And let me tell you, I’m sick of them! One time I asked my mother about the Tariff of Abominations of 1828 and she said
While, only 130,000 have come from Mexico. 130,000. 130,000 divided by 130 is 1000. 1000 divided 5 is 200. 200 divided by 5 is 40. 40 divided by 2 is 20. 20 minus 8 is 12 and 12 divided by 2 is 6. 6 is the devil’s number. Therefore all latino immigrants stem from the devil. It’s simple math. How are some people okay with these monsters? Latino Immigrants obviously have no morals. How can they? They work for less than minimum and have three, sometimes four jobs just to feed their families. How inane is that? Only people so evil would try to feed and support their family. President Elect Trump has already promised to deport the millions of immigrants, an act the the New York Times said would cause an economic tsunami, obviously implying that the economy would surely improve. A sure fire way to make America great