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Studies have showed that people that read too much or at all are more likely to get readolosis. Readolosis is an addiction that stops the human mind from working right, it causes humans beings to look like zombies. Readolosis only has one cure and that is to take down the teacher's, statistics show that all around the world reading teachers have been poisoning their students day by day with reading logs and reading related projects. Reading has been taking away from other core subjects like math and science. Students all around the world have started a great rebellion called the resistance lead by a green alien kid named master yoda. He is the oldest student that graduated at 64 years of age. On the teacher's side is the principle dark doley.
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