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Every time
I look at the keyboard,
I see that "U" and "I" are always together.:)

Dont hide up feelings for someone special...... bcoz 1 day wen u realize to express ur feelings 2 them dat special1 may be special to sumone else.

I Know that you know that i know what you dont think i know but i know that you know that i know what you know that i know that you dont think i know but i know!

"Trouble is not a trouble,trouble wont trouble you,if u trouble a trouble,trouble will trouble u double trouble

''The sixth sick sikh's sixth sheep is sick''

2 friends, “see” & “saw”: 1 day “see” saw sea & “saw” didnt see sea. “See” saw sea and jumped in sea. “Saw” didnt see sea but jumped in sea. “See” saw “saw” in sea & “saw” saw “see” in sea. “See”...

Mandir Ke 9 Darwaje,

1 Darwaje Me 9 Pandit,

1 Pandit Ke 9 Biwi,

1 Biwi Ke 9 Bacche,

1 Bachhe Ke Pas 9 Tokri

1 Tokri Mai 9 Phool,

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Batao Kitne Phool...?

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Ab edit mein jaake 7&9 ko delete karo ek sach dikhega.

Angrez Darwaza kholne ko Hindi me kaise kahega...
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U dnt kw......?
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Mai btati hu......

Wo kahega "THERE WAS A COLD DAY."

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Say ten times khud smjh aa jyega.

Dont use calculator n calculate it

1030 + 1030 + 30 + 5 + 5

and the ans is 2100 not 3000

try it

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1 Cheez Hai Jo Agar Khushk Hai To 2 Kilo
Gili Ha To 1 Kilo or Agar Jal Jaye To 3 Kilo
Batao Kya Cheez Hai.
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Ans:-Sulphur

A Beggar’s Brother Died,
But The Man Who Died Had No Brother
How Could This Be…?
Answers :-
The Beggar Was A Female

1 Larka 1 Larki Na Woh Shauhar-B.V Na Woh Bhai-Behen Na Woh Maa-Beta Larki Ka Susar, Larkay K Susar Ka Baap Hai. To Larki Larkay Ka Kya Rishta Banta hai? Its Challenge For You. Answer: Saas-Damaad

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