Room 101
Have you ever discovered something so irritating and totally unnecessary that you have the biggest urge to just burn it out of your life completely because it does not deserve a place on earth? Well there is absolutely no doubt in my mind that the three pointless, disgusting and aggravating matters that I would send to the dark isolation of Room 101 would most definitely be – Youtubers, overly obsessed One Direction fans or ‘Directioners’ and under aged people who get drunk. I would take immense joy in never having to see or hear of these abominations again in my life!
Firstly, as much as it pains me to even think about them, Youtubers. How they get so many ‘subscribers’ will be something I will never understand. What is the attraction in watching someone make videos that are supposed to be amusing but fail completely? I have a huge sense of humor but watching people flush cereal down the toilet or hitting people with soggy bread just gets old eventually. It’s just not funny. My hatred for Youtubers intensifies however, when they take it upon themselves to join every single social networking site possible just to get even more recognition than they already have. That’s not the end though, just to make sure you can’t rid yourself of them, they start getting radio shows, columns in magazines, they bring out t-shirts, they’re everywhere you look! The best bit however, the game changer for me is that they get paid to do this. That’s right, if their YouTube channel is big enough, they are actually paid to do things like the Cinnamon challenge and drinking a gallon of coloured milk whilst getting eggs thrown at them. Personally, I think it’s just ridiculous considering it takes no talent or skill whatsoever. Just a nice face, a slight sense of humor and a good camera. Anyone could do it! I would undoubtedly send YouTubers to Room 101 and obliterate them from my life.
The second annoying matter I would love to send to Room 101 is ‘Directioners’. I should
Firstly, as much as it pains me to even think about them, Youtubers. How they get so many ‘subscribers’ will be something I will never understand. What is the attraction in watching someone make videos that are supposed to be amusing but fail completely? I have a huge sense of humor but watching people flush cereal down the toilet or hitting people with soggy bread just gets old eventually. It’s just not funny. My hatred for Youtubers intensifies however, when they take it upon themselves to join every single social networking site possible just to get even more recognition than they already have. That’s not the end though, just to make sure you can’t rid yourself of them, they start getting radio shows, columns in magazines, they bring out t-shirts, they’re everywhere you look! The best bit however, the game changer for me is that they get paid to do this. That’s right, if their YouTube channel is big enough, they are actually paid to do things like the Cinnamon challenge and drinking a gallon of coloured milk whilst getting eggs thrown at them. Personally, I think it’s just ridiculous considering it takes no talent or skill whatsoever. Just a nice face, a slight sense of humor and a good camera. Anyone could do it! I would undoubtedly send YouTubers to Room 101 and obliterate them from my life.
The second annoying matter I would love to send to Room 101 is ‘Directioners’. I should