If you skip school, your feet will be brutally and painfully chopped off, or maybe we’ll burn you alive whenever you come back to school. Another option is running over you with a school bus while you’re taped to the road, maybe which will teach you the consequences of skipping rather than attending school. We have axes in the principal’s office just in case we need to chop your feet off very painfully! I can use my flamethrower to burn you alive, to show you how serious I am about this. I also think running you over with a school bus will be the greatest way for you to get the common sense to not skip school again.
There is food all over the floors of a lot of classes, so I decided …show more content…
If a teacher or I see you running in the halls, I break your legs with a sledgehammer, and if you want to see your legs in a collection of the legs from my previous students, I’ll chop your legs off while I listen to your screams of pain. If you refuse to get your feet broken/chopped off, I’ll force you to walk upside down with your hands until you graduate.
So what I’ve just said are the rules you must follow if you don’t want to see me rage. I made the rules to see the school improve and make sure you students don’t misbehave. Remember, if you refuse to follow any of these rules, you will receive a very dark and painful death. I will try to make our school the best high school ever. Thank you for listening and I hope you see me as your new favorite