SATIRE GLOBAL WARMING
Natay Henry
Mrs. Wiesinger
Honors Sophomore English 6
February 5th, 2015
Avoid Global Warming Walking around the #1 polluted city in the United States, the beautiful smell of diesel surrounds the air. Oh sunny Los Angles, CA; visitors wake up early and perhaps go for a hike in Runyon Canyon Park. There is a beautiful trail that brings people to the peak of Los Angles to see all of its glory, the Hollywood sign, Disneyland, and the gray haze of polluted air surrounding the city.
Maybe the view of the La Brea Tar Pits can be seen, which resembles the tar within citizen’s lungs after the weekend getaway. Oh, and people cannot beat the heat of Los Angeles, which is nearly 134 degrees due to the large hole within the ozone layer. Later a walk down to Hollywood Boulevard to get high off the emissions of the cars along with the meth addicts on the side of the rode would be fun. Then that one guy with his black hummer could probably pass on up with his “I Heart the Earth” bumper sticker and leak his oil all over the rode. Now it is time to rent a hummer within beachy California, a green hummer that burns up gasoline like a pyromaniac. But as a flashy man, maybe a cruise around the city should be done. The nice heavy traffic road it is, while the green hummer puffs emissions into the American Citizen’s air. As of now over “One half of Americans-estimated 150 million-live in areas that don’t meet federal air quality”(UCS), and this green hummer adds 20 people it just passed to that list. They will probably have fun later in life while their running and they start to develop asthma or bronchitis. The medical costs for their newly formed health risks will nose dive their bank account and they will probably not be able to support their loved ones. Although that occurs, the road trip shall continue. It is time for a stop at a fast food joint; a juicy, artificial burger and a complementary, super-sized, high fructose corn syrup drink. There are so little people jogging and
Mrs. Wiesinger
Honors Sophomore English 6
February 5th, 2015
Avoid Global Warming Walking around the #1 polluted city in the United States, the beautiful smell of diesel surrounds the air. Oh sunny Los Angles, CA; visitors wake up early and perhaps go for a hike in Runyon Canyon Park. There is a beautiful trail that brings people to the peak of Los Angles to see all of its glory, the Hollywood sign, Disneyland, and the gray haze of polluted air surrounding the city.
Maybe the view of the La Brea Tar Pits can be seen, which resembles the tar within citizen’s lungs after the weekend getaway. Oh, and people cannot beat the heat of Los Angeles, which is nearly 134 degrees due to the large hole within the ozone layer. Later a walk down to Hollywood Boulevard to get high off the emissions of the cars along with the meth addicts on the side of the rode would be fun. Then that one guy with his black hummer could probably pass on up with his “I Heart the Earth” bumper sticker and leak his oil all over the rode. Now it is time to rent a hummer within beachy California, a green hummer that burns up gasoline like a pyromaniac. But as a flashy man, maybe a cruise around the city should be done. The nice heavy traffic road it is, while the green hummer puffs emissions into the American Citizen’s air. As of now over “One half of Americans-estimated 150 million-live in areas that don’t meet federal air quality”(UCS), and this green hummer adds 20 people it just passed to that list. They will probably have fun later in life while their running and they start to develop asthma or bronchitis. The medical costs for their newly formed health risks will nose dive their bank account and they will probably not be able to support their loved ones. Although that occurs, the road trip shall continue. It is time for a stop at a fast food joint; a juicy, artificial burger and a complementary, super-sized, high fructose corn syrup drink. There are so little people jogging and
Cited: USA, USC. "Car Emissions and Global Warming." Union of Concerned Scientists. USCUSA, n.d. Web. 06 Feb. 2015. Chase, Robin. "Does Everyone In America Own A Car?" Does Everyone In America Own A Car? (n.d.): n. pag. State.Gov. U.S. DEPARTMENT OF STATE, BUREAU OF INTERNATIONAL INFORMATION PROGRAMS. Web. 02 Feb. 2015.