Scientology: A Popular Science Fiction Genre

I'm guessing you have heard of the religion scientology before. Well, if you didn't know Scientology was created by L. Ron Hubbard a popular science fiction writer in 1950's. He wrote well over 200 novels and short stories in the genres of science fiction, western, science fiction, mystery, and science fiction. The Way to Happiness was one of his books selling over 35 million copies. Other critically acclaimed books were You Are fat and Ugly and Stupid and Nobody Loves You except Us Scientologists, Happiness is Just Around the Corner to the Left of the TV, Alien Invaders, Alien Invaders Strike back, Aliens vs. Zombies vs. Tanks, Aliens and Me the Home Refurnishing Guide. I have never been a big fan of scientology, but the current spokesmen,
tom cruise, raw talent in the battle of War of the Worlds against the aliens has an appealing image in my mind when the aliens come hunting for my soul. Although, I never pulled the best grades in science, so they lost me at the first syllable. You do have to tip your hat (or give your soul) to L.
Ron Hubbard for being so commutative and connected to the general public. He would regularly attended science fiction convections and sign autographs. Take a look at the pope for example; the pope is kept in secret while being protected by security guards from his followers. Apparently taking a page from Jesus, if anyone is ready to die for their religion, it would be Hubbard. After constant interactions at the science conventions and alien abductions involving ray guns and super-protonical-blaster-rifles (where I believe Cruise saved the day securing his spot as spokesmen) Hubbard must have resorted to anti-alien medications. Medications like Methorexate soul-blocker, Advil cold and anal probe, and of course the 1 dollar aluminum foil boxes from your local super market. On a side note, I have come to believe from my deep and conclusive research that large aluminum foil companies are sponsoring scientology ceremonies and slumber parties. Not to mention aluminum Foil Company's stocks have been sky-rocketing since 1950's, coincidence…you be the judge. Eventually, despite Hubbard increasing the amount of drugs he was using, the aliens kept coming back and terrorizing as normal aliens
do. Such unbelievable heinous acts like turning back his alarm clock 1 hour, slowly moving Hubbard's office desk 1 inch to the window every time he went to the bathroom, paying coworkers 5 dollars each to call him hubby-bard for a day, hiding a bloody glove in his desk drawer and trying to convince Hubbard he committed murder, and telling him there was an abandon infant in the women's room.
Pushed to the edge, Hubbard decided to do what any new religious leaders and any mentally sane person would do, start his own navy. Hubbard being a formal Navy Lieutenant in World War 2 gave himself the rank of "Commodore" and the members of the navy were called Sea Orgs (obviously short for The Sea Organization) and were given strict orders night to fly into moon or close to any Xenu military bases. If you have not devoured your life to scientology articles or maybe haven't watched the Scientology South Park episode, then you may not know about Xenu. Xenu, According to Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard, is the dictator of the Galactic Confederation (not to be confused with the Galactic Empire from Star Wars) who 75 million years ago brought billions of his people to Earth and stacked them around volcanoes and killed them using hydrogen bombs. No pun attended, this is straight from their religious
doctrines. Apart from I don’t hold them the same beliefs as scientologist do; I have come to believe it is only for the rich and wealthy. For one, scientology is more of a business then a religion requiring followers to pay for their service stated under the religious doctrine of exchange. Of course I would of took the Scientology Personality Test to see if I would of made a good Scientologist first, but it would of cost me 1,000 dollars. I'm lead to believe that if you score well you should buy a lot of scientology material, and if you score low you should buy even more. Before Hubbard died he was creating even more laws for scientology, while crew members paid him to run the ship and even more to stand around if they were not high enough to be called orgs or maybe where not satisfactory enough in their past life. If Commodore's Messengers, teenage girls dressed in white hot paints that waited on him hand and foot, failed to say catch the ash from his cigarettes fell prey to his frequent screaming tantrums and brutal punishments. Such punishments towards adults and children where incarceration in the ship's filthy chain-locker for days or weeks at a time and over boarding where they were blindfolded, bound, and thrown overboard 40 ft into the sea hoping not to hit the side of the ship. Speculating, this may have been due to his extensive drug issues and a quote from Gerald Armstrong saying "It was the largest drug chest I had ever seen. He had everything!" Apparently Aluminum foil companies where stepping up their sponsorship game? Finally Hubbard died an insane old man surrounded by delirious followers who still waiting for the mothership (pun intended).