Narrator: Are you tired of the same schedule? Doing the same homework, attending the same classes? What about lunch, do you see any spirit? What happens when you yell LETS GO BULLDOGS?
*Tvn yells lets go bulldogs, and no one answers him* *add crickets*“THEY JUST DON’T YELL…” *black and white*
NARRATOR: WELL, NOW PEOPLE WILL YELL BACK... WE HAVE THE SOLUTIONS TO ALL YOUR PROBLEMS
Tvn: where, where can I find them?
Narrator: Look no further, because ME’15 is here. A conference like no other, it is sure to find the leader within you.
Tvn: a leader, I have always wanted to be one, where can I apply?
Narrator: Apply now by picking up applications in the guidance office.
Tvn: what can I apply for?
Narrartor: Apply for a Skillbuilder-the mentor, and we will throw in 10 campers for free. That’s right, free of shipping and handling. Apply for aegis-the hype up crew, and we will throw in confidence and cheers, and that too for free! And if you’re still not satisfied, you can apply for a delegate- the campers looking to grow as leaders!
Tvn: It’s that simple? Really?
Narrator: if you don’t believe me, listen to this user! *disclaimer: this is not an actor*
Person 2: It’s true, before this experience my life was dull, and now I am a leader, I’m confident, I’m inspiring, and I can create change!
Narrator: apply now, and we will double your offer, without the costs of shipping and handling! Start applying, the spots are going quick! * looks to the side* OH LOOK THE FIRST 50 APPLICATIONS ARE GONE! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
Tvn: ohmygod… ALL MY ANSWERS ARE SOLVED!
*disclaimer about any nonsense!*