Short Story: Roadfather

Athena counts down from 5, and as soon as the doors open, Papa Bastion got behind Reinhardt's Shield and Roadhog’s fat sweaty hands on his hook to grab people into bastions range. Lucio speed boosted Tracer and 76 out of the door and looked for the three nerds thinking that they wouldn't be in spawn.
They looked around until they finally looked at the enemy spawn to see where they were and, Roadhog snatches Tracer but Roadhog missed his shot and tracer recalled back and got a little bit of damage off of Reinhardt. Lucio healed Tracer and 76 was getting a few hits off of the three scrubs and got his ultimate. 76 said “I've gochu in my sights ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°),” he was shooting Reinhardt and he was eliminated. Tracer also got her ultimate and blinked in and threw her pulse bomb and said, “Time‘s up!” She had killed Papa Bastion but Roadhog survived and hooked 76 and tracer got in the way and took the shot for him. Roadhog went fishing for 76 once again and got him eliminated. Lucio knew he had to use his gucci speed to ring around the rosie him. Lucio had shot him enough to where he got his ultimate and as soon as he
A strategy that can only be countered with another stupid strategy. Genji was throwing his shurikens and dashing straight through their kill room to get his ultimate. Lucio was on the other side of the room and wwwaited for Genji to dash to the other side to heal him, but he would need to heal him for a while since he can only heal 3.4 of his health out of 200 in 1 second. While Torbjorn sets up his turret outside of the room so they can't escape, He passes out armour which gives 75 extra hit points. Genji has his dragon blade and he runs in there and Lucio speed boosts him Genji screams, “Yougee Nokua Nokua!” He eliminates the enemy Symetra and Roadhog has very low health, Torbjorn comes in and in his swedish accent, “HARD VARK PAYS