South America Monologue

Okay!! So I honestly don’t know exactly where to put this but maybe someone here can give me an idea on what the hell my partner and I just saw??

I’m not exactly sure where to start but I guess you need some background info. Uhh. I guess when Lisbeth and I left to travel South America a couple months ago. Since we both only ever studied English and Spanish in school (which kind of soured a lot of Europe for us), we decided to backpack around here for a while and see something different for a change.

We headed off around May and flew into Argentina to volunteer and check out some cool sights. Lis and I are both into weird destinations and like to avoid tourist traps, so Atlas Obscura and recommendations from the people we’ve met have been
Our AirBnb hosts, Damian and Paula, have been super great with the stuff that’s happened and admitted that they didn’t really disclose the quality of the internet well, but they’re cool. That said, I am sure as shit not about to tell them about what happened because my Spanish is not that good yet. Also they’ve seen the little altar we set up in the room and I’m afraid they’d think we imagined this or something. Frankly, it’s just my collection of stones, some palo santo we got from a guy in town, random flowers, and the occasional glass of wine we offer to our relatives or something, so nothing outwardly threatening or whatever. Regardless, to anyone who sees a pentagram and breaks a sweat, this probably could come across as
When we got close, we didn’t see our housemates’ car, but that was fine because we were just happy to be back. That was waaaaaaay too much for me.

We went out back to start making food and thankfully after we plugged her phone into our backup battery, we saw that Lis’s data was back so I could finish and submit my article by using the hotspot. I went to the kitchen which was around the back of the house by the forest with Lis to get a pot (it’s kind of a counter with a sink and some shelves that’s outside and covered by an overhang since it gets so hot in this part of the country). We were both rummaging through the stuff when we noticed something even more fucked up than before.

Sorry I can’t describe this well. I’m honestly shaking a bit right now and it was weird even for us.

There was a willow tree in the back of the forest that was like. Climbing its way through the trees. Like the branches were tentacles or some shit. No dogs were barking, no bugs making noise, nothing. We kind of just stood there and watched because what else can you do? I guess we just