Starbucks Research Paper

lilopie.deviantart.com lilopie.deviantart.com Pissing off your Starbucks barista is never a good idea. These seven completely absurd Starbucks orders have been called the most obnoxious drink orders ever - and people have actually ordered them! We would never recommend ordering these drinks at your local Starbucks (unless you have a bone to pick with someone), but they're amusing to look at nonetheless. Check them out for yourself below!

Number Seven: Decaf Soy Latte With an Extra Shot And Cream

A decaf latte is non-sensical enough as it is, but cream in a soy latte? Just stick with dairy products if you're going to pull that stunt.

Number Six: Venti Iced Skinny Hazelnut Macchiato, Extra Shot, Light Ice

A proper macchiato is just a shot of espresso with foam, so an iced macchiato is not a real drink that exists. Nonetheless, Starbucks' macchiatos are one of their most popular drinks, but this order is a real doozy.
We recommend this person dump their drink on their head before actually drinking an upside down caramel macchiato.

Number Four: Iced Half Caff Venti Ristretto Cinnamon Dolce Soy Skinny Latte, Four Pumps

A ristretto shot of espresso uses the same amount of coffee in a regular shot but with half the amount of water. Adding all of that extra syrup and milk completely defeats the purpose of ordering a ristretto shot, so this just makes more work for those poor baristas.

Number Three: Venti Skinny Caramel Macchiato, Extra Shot, Extra Hot, Extra Whip

Not a single aspect of this drink has been untouched by the person who ordered it. "Extra" might be their personal norm, but in reality, that's just extra annoying. Plus, why order a "skinny" drink if you're just going to get extra whipped cream?

Number Two: Grande Skim Chai Tea Latte, Three Pumps, Lite Water, No Foam, Extra