Stone Powder Monologue

"Sae, thaur 'twas standing 20 feet tall, 320 pounds an' all I had was mah wee dagger and me one good eye. He starred at me wi' its hundred eyes and it tried to mak' a grab at me, but what it didn't know was-"
"It didn't know you had the Stone Powder from the Terra Dragons!" A man interrupted and Thorith gave him an irritated look. "Aye Gorrick, what it didn't know is I had th' Stone Powder I hid in me briefs. Sae, I reached in me briefs an' took out th' powder. But th' foul beast knocked th' sack out of me hand an' knocked me back to the wall of th' cave!
It pinned me to th' ground wi' its meaty claw, pinnin' me to th' ground an' it looked at me with its glassy, bloodshot eyes! Openin' its jaws, its mouth was drippin' with slobber and were
lined wi' teeth sharp as swords an'-!" Gorrick let out a high pitched scream and covered his ears. Thorith and the others gave him strange looks, but brushed it off. "Continue the story Thorith!" Another man said impatiently. "Yeah, what happened next?" Another shouted.
"Weel before I was sae rudely interrupted, the monster's jaws were inches to me bare flesh.
Honestly, I thought it 'twas over me. I started rememberin' all th' good things 'at happened in me life. Th' time I got me first sword, me first battle, heh me marriages!" He chuckled and the others did too. "As th' beast was about to gobble me whole, I remembered I had mah dagger in me left boot! I struggled against th' monster's grip and managed to get me dagger between mah feet. Wi' th' dagger in feet,
I-"
"You flung your dagger in the monster's-"
"Gorrick, I swear by th' horns o' Haddock if ye interrupt me one more time, I will plant this axe in yer skull." Thorith said, angrily through the the grit of his teeth while holding a large axe. Gorrick shut his mouth and looked at the ground. "Sae then, I flung th' dagger into th' monster's throat! It started hackin' an' coughin' up blood. Fast as Barak's lighting, I grabbed th' Stone Powder and threw it at th' monster's feet, immobilizing it! I grabbed on one of tis tail spikes that were long as swords! The beast roared and mah dagger flew out of its mouth! I aimed th' spike at th' creature's backside and-"
"Chopped the beast's head clean off and came back to the village rewarded many praise and worship!" I shouted from behind Gorrick.
"GORRICK!" Thorith shouted furiously and flung the axe at him. The men and Gorrick scattered to avoid the axe. The axe landed a centimeter from my feet. "Thorith!" I shouted happily and his angry face brighten up. "Little Bellator!" He laughed happily and embraced me in his giant meaty, muscular arms. " Oh how I missed ye!" He cried happily as he set me back on the ground, but then flicked me on the for head, hard. "Ow! What was that for?!" I yelled in pain. "That's for almost giving me a heart attack! Do you know how worried I was when I heard that Asgardian put a spell on ye and making do doolally? Ye almost made me loose a few thousand years off me life." He said, as he grabbed a sword and started sharping it on a large piece of stone. "Aw, I'm sorry Thorith. I didn't mean to worry you, but you see I'm alright now." I reassured
him.
"Ye sure? I seen what that stuff can do to people trust me. Mah cousin Phillip had a run in wi' Asgardian magic, made him see things that weren't there. Apparently, he saw me wearing mah maw's gown at me sister's bridle. He even thought one of th' guest was a Serpentine an' he started a giant brawl. Ha, ha, ha oh that was the best wedding of me life!" He chuckled and I laughed. "So, have the triplets been around here lately?" I asked with a small smirk. As soon as I said that, he let out a loud, frustrated groan that rumbled the ground. "Don't even remind me of those wee devils!" He shouted to the heavens. "Out of th' many enemies I've faced, those wee devils are th' most savage, cunning, cold blooded-"