-It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
-Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
Alaska
-It is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.
Arizona
-It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.
-You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
Arkansas
-Dogs may not bark after 6 PM.
California
-It's illegal to eat an orange while in the bathtub.
-It's illegal to prevent children from playfully jumping over puddles of water.
Colorado
-It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.
Connecticut
-It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades.
-It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday.
Delaware
-No person shall pretend to sleep on a bench on the boardwalk.
Florida
-Women can be fined for falling asleep under a hairdryer as can the salon owner.
Georgia
-No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.
-In Quitman it's illegal for chickens to cross the road.
Hawaii
-Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears.
Idaho
-Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime.
Illinois
-It is illegal to wear sagging pants in Collinsville, IL.
-Humming on public streets is prohibited on Sundays.
Indiana
-The value of Pi is 3.
-Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March.
Iowa
-Kisses may last for no more than five minutes.
-A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public.
Kansas
-No one may sing the alphabet on the streets at night.
Kentucky
-One may not dye a duckling blue and offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once.
Louisiana
-There is a $500 fine to instruct a pizza delivery man to deliver a pizza to your friend without them knowing.
Maine
-After January 14th you will be charged a fine for having your Christmas decorations still up.
-In South Berwick, it is illegal to park in front of Dunkin Donuts.
Maryland
-In Baltimore, it is a park rule violation