Summary: Jose Burrito Construction Worker
The story of Pablo Esteban Julio Ricardo Lawnmower Jose Burrito Construction Worker Landscaper CXXVII
His lawn mower was destroyed,Pablo Esteban Julio Ricardo Lawnmower Jose Burrito Construction Worker Landscaper CXXVII was so upset that he began to rip through his shack with his weed wacker. He ruined the couch they had found on the side of the highway, and ruined the ceiling fan made of cardboard he had put up the past year. He then ran to the kitchen and grabbed the tortillas, he began to throw them at the four other families that lived with them in their one-thousand square foot shack. After things had settled down, his wife, Maria Illegal extraterrestre House Maid VII carefully asked, “What was that about?”
He replied, “Juan Direction. …show more content…
My favorite band broke up!”
Maria bursted out with laughter saying, “If you ever say that again, I will divorce you.” The other four families were all lazily sitting on the couch watching Dora The Explorer.
They all had an awkward expression on their face since Pablo had pillaged the house. Mr. Margarita, who had a tequila problem slurred the question, “Eh Meh can you not do theis around the keeds know wuh i’m sayn` meh?” .
Pablo was triggered he punched Mr. Margarita in the face. His few rotten teeth flew out of his mouth and blood began to spray from his gums, Pablo's wife screamed at him for making a mess and threw Mr. Margarita in the shed.
After several days had gone by, Mr. Margarita found Pablo’s liquor stache. He yelled, “Holy El Chapo!” he found everything he needed to make a Margarita, he began to put three ounces tequila, two ounces lime juice, and lined the glass with lime salt and garnished it with a lime and drank himself to death in the shed.
Pablo went to check on him after twenty-three days and found his skeleton. He whispered “rats!” to himself. He got his gasoline canister and cover the entire shed with it and threw a match inside. The entire structure went up in flames and burned completely to the ground. He was glad Mr. Margarita was no longer around to disturb him as it was not the first time they got into an
argument. He went inside and sat on the cardboard chair and watched some Dora the Explorer with the other four families. In this, episode Boots had gotten rabies and was throwing crap and dora and her friends. Dora called animal control and they three-sixty no-scoped Boots off the ceiling fan he was swinging from. They then kicked his body and said “Rest in peace harambe.” and left the house.
His lawn mower was destroyed,Pablo Esteban Julio Ricardo Lawnmower Jose Burrito Construction Worker Landscaper CXXVII was so upset that he began to rip through his shack with his weed wacker. He ruined the couch they had found on the side of the highway, and ruined the ceiling fan made of cardboard he had put up the past year. He then ran to the kitchen and grabbed the tortillas, he began to throw them at the four other families that lived with them in their one-thousand square foot shack. After things had settled down, his wife, Maria Illegal extraterrestre House Maid VII carefully asked, “What was that about?”
He replied, “Juan Direction. …show more content…
My favorite band broke up!”
Maria bursted out with laughter saying, “If you ever say that again, I will divorce you.” The other four families were all lazily sitting on the couch watching Dora The Explorer.
They all had an awkward expression on their face since Pablo had pillaged the house. Mr. Margarita, who had a tequila problem slurred the question, “Eh Meh can you not do theis around the keeds know wuh i’m sayn` meh?” .
Pablo was triggered he punched Mr. Margarita in the face. His few rotten teeth flew out of his mouth and blood began to spray from his gums, Pablo's wife screamed at him for making a mess and threw Mr. Margarita in the shed.
After several days had gone by, Mr. Margarita found Pablo’s liquor stache. He yelled, “Holy El Chapo!” he found everything he needed to make a Margarita, he began to put three ounces tequila, two ounces lime juice, and lined the glass with lime salt and garnished it with a lime and drank himself to death in the shed.
Pablo went to check on him after twenty-three days and found his skeleton. He whispered “rats!” to himself. He got his gasoline canister and cover the entire shed with it and threw a match inside. The entire structure went up in flames and burned completely to the ground. He was glad Mr. Margarita was no longer around to disturb him as it was not the first time they got into an
argument. He went inside and sat on the cardboard chair and watched some Dora the Explorer with the other four families. In this, episode Boots had gotten rabies and was throwing crap and dora and her friends. Dora called animal control and they three-sixty no-scoped Boots off the ceiling fan he was swinging from. They then kicked his body and said “Rest in peace harambe.” and left the house.