The Story Of Sir Baird

In the great land of Texas, there lives a man by the name of Sir Robert Baird. Sir Baird is known among his kinsman by the name of Robert, but for the sake of propriety we shall hence forth refer to Robert by the name of Sir Baird. Though not unheard of, the tale of Sir Baird is relatively peculiar in today’s society, in which youths must undertake vast amounts of scholastic gymnastics, performing the necessary tricks to receive a prized piece of paper, prior to recognition for their talents.
As with many great stories, our protagonist, Sir Baird, started off a little rough around the edges. From his youth, Sir Baird was always the rather solitary sort. He wasn’t fond of scholastic gymnastics nor any other organized activities. Sir Baird even
went so far as to routinely skip picture day so as to not memorialize himself in such a permanent fashion for something of which he was not proud of. Perhaps all he ultimately lacked, was something he felt worth believing in.
This “something” he ultimately found in “someone”. Sir Baird was spared from this prolonged life of scholastic gymnastics when the ruler and founder of Information Capital, a wise man by the name of Sir Mike Boswell, discovered Sir Baird when he was but a squire fresh from high school. Sir Boswell saw in Sir Baird what scholastic gymnastics only hope to prove and develop, the perseverant and tenacious will of a life-long-learner. Sir Boswell recognized that a man with the ability of honest self-reflection and a desire to further apply his revelations can overcome his unfortunate lack of a second or even third piece of paper.