Therapist Dan: “Did you have any friends other than Runt?”
Me: “Actually, I did. But he was four years older than me.” Therapist Dan: “Tell me about him.”
Me: “I can tell you about an incident that occurred in the early 90s.”
Therapist Dan: “What happened with you and your older friend?” I froze as I heard my parents pull up to the driveway. “Oh my God, My parents are home!” I yelled. “Jeremy, my parents just got home! We need to get that tape out of the VCR!” I screamed with anxiety. Before we had a chance my parents walked into the door with groceries. All Jeremy had time to do was turn off the T.V. and stop the tape! It was still inside the VCR!
My 14-year-old next-door neighbor Jeremy Panther befriended me as soon as we moved into our meth lab house. We usually hung out inside the house when my parents were gone (No, he didn’t touch me in my special place, okay). We were so bored one Sunday afternoon that Jeremy asked me if I had any cool movies to watch. As he sifted through loose VHS tapes below our family room T.V. he came across something shocking! It was an 80’s aerobics video! He said with excitement, “Hey, this looks cool. Let’s see what’s on this tape!” When he …show more content…
It was another time involving porn and embarrassment with my parents. One of the most humiliating days of my life was when Buck found my trail of porn sites in his search engine! He sat with my momma at his computer naming all the websites… monstersofcock.com, bigcockteenaddiction.com, oh and mydaughterisfuckingablackdude.com (wow, one website without the word cock in it!). He actually asked why I looked at those websites and what kinds of people were telling me about them! So I told him a bunch of farmers and a blond bitch. He knew exactly why I looked at them, but he just wanted to know why his keyboard was always sticky. Needless to say I was banned from ever using his computer