$$$$ Tired of following God's Law-Word? $$$$ Want your sins forgiven before you commit them? $$$$ Want access to heaven without all the bother? $$
$$ At the very instant that the money rattles at the bottom of the chest, the soul escapes from purgatory, and flies liberated to heaven ! $$
$$ You, too, can purchase your way into heaven!! $$
$$ Come and I will give you letters, all properly sealed, by which even the sins that you intend to commit may be pardoned. $$
$$ Have your sins forgiven BEFORE you commit them !! $$$
Church Bulletin Bloopers http://www.oldlutheran.com/page.php?page=humor&id=4Games: Reformation Pictionary Telephone
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