Who Is Mr. Salinsky's Big Mistake

Mr. Salinsky walked across the lawn of the backyard hauling the bag of trash. When he got to the dumpster, he lifted the lid and stuffed the bag inside. While he was doing that the sprinkler cycled on and little jets of water sprayed him in the head. He slammed the lid shut and rushed back into the house, shaking the water from his hair. Time for a quick snack. Then he headed for the kitchen to make himself a bowl of Fruity-Os cereal. As he tipped the carton towards his bowl, he sloshed milk on the counter. Ignoring the mess he grabbed a spoon and shoveled several bites of cereal into his mouth. He glanced at the clock. Only forty more minutes until everyone got home. He’d have to hurry if was going to finish in time. He put his bowl into