A simple solution satire

A Simple Solution Junk foods such as potato chips, carbonated drinks , and candy are a popular snack item choice by children and young adults alike. Containing high fat, sugar, and calories , junk foods are highly addictive and can cause many health problems such as high blood pressure, diabetes, and obesity, but on top of all of that Americans are the top consumers of this junk food. My proposition to end this problem is to inject lethal poison in all Junk foods such as candy, chips , and cola. But not only would we poison Junk foods, we would also poison so called “Heather alternatives” which claim to be a healthy junk food substitutes hidden as “sport drinks” and “flavored baked multi grain crackers” with a even more lethal chemical. Thus weeding out not only the addicted junk food eaters but the dumber ones who fall for that kind of trap creating a more intellectual America. But that is a different subject. So why wait for the negative effects of junk food to “poison” the consumer's bodies when we could just poison and punish them right then and there. The added lethal poison would only be fatal when eating a large amount of it, So only small amounts would be added, and would only punish the over eaters. As you can see this solution not only punish, the unhealthy Americans but also prevent the negative effects of eating too much junk food. Seeing the punished would set an example to all people, as they would realize their fate when consuming larger amounts of junk foods. In all the poisoning of junk foods would make for a healthier, brighter, and a more alert America. As you can tell, it becomes clear to see why my solution is the best choice to combat the problem of the over consumption of junk food by people.