Take me Out is back, ready to leave you as a disturbed and paralysed wreck. This series, the dating show silently guarantees you the worst experience of a lifetime which includes special features such as: a comical-looking yet wooden host, a range of presumptuous, “plastic” Barbie dolls that come in all shapes and sizes, and lastly, but by no means least, recently spray tanned, egotistical males, who most of which, narrowly pass as men. Take Me Out is just one of the newest cringe-worthy dating show to hit your screens. The host plays cupid pairing up males and females which does nothing to improve Britain’s status instead making it seem a disgraceful country with no respect to the people of its population.
Paddy McGuinness, the host of Take Me Out. As well as managing to make the show nonsensical in record time, he has accomplished in deriving a whole new meaning of the word ‘host’. Belting out clichés, McGuinness spends the majority of his time prancing around the stage, in a brash fashion. How many times can you reuse a phrase, until it you not only abolish any meaning from it, you also become the most excruciatingly annoying host TV has ever known? If a guy is needed for this job, Paddy is your man. The host’s most common phrases consist of, “Let the hanky see the pankey,” and “Let the hokey see the cokey,” and finally, the most absurd of them all, “No likey, no lighty.” Overtime, these phrases become irritating and if you combine this with the shows ludicrous atmosphere you might as well be standing there saying, “I am an attention seeker!” No doubt anyone who did this would go unnoticed.
While on the topic of attention seekers, it would seem reasonable to bring in the girls. Staring at the screen, watching the show involuntarily as you are unable to stop, you may suddenly feel sick. Incredibly repulsed. However, once the host has gave you a piercing headache you suddenly get the whiff of stuck-up,