i do but i dont
INT ROY COHEN’S APTROY
Ah, Christ... Andy!Andy! Get in here! Andy.
The door opens,but it isn’t andy. A small jewish woman dressed modestly in a fifties hat and coat stands in the doorway. Roy slowly looks up.
ROY
who the fuck are you? The new nurse? The figure in the door says nothing. she stares at Roy. A pause. Roy gets up carefully in pain and crosses to her. once he gets half way he slumps down heavily on the couch.
ROY
aw Fuck. Ethel
ETHEL
you don’t look so good, roy
ROY
Well, Ethel. I don’t feel good
While roy is laying on the couch Ethel starts to walk around the couch behind roy, with her finger tips traveling up the couch. ETHEL
But you lost a lot of weight. That suits you. You were heavy back then. Zaftig, mit hips.
In pain roy hurries and stands up stands up to face Ethel.
ROY
I haven’t been that heavy since
1960. We are all heavier back then before the body thing started. Now
I look like skeleton they stare.
Ethel walks around and sits in a chair.
ETHEL
The shit’s really hit the fan, huh,
Roy?
Roy nods.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
(2)
2.
ETHEL
Well the fun’s just Started.
Roys looks around then starts to walk over to Ethel.
ROY
What is this, Ethel Halloween? You trying to scare me?
Ethel still has the same cold smile on her face.
Roy walks a little bit closer.
ROY
Well your’e waisting your time! I’m scarier than you any day of the week! So beat it, Ethel! BOOO!
BETTER DEAD THAN RED! Somebody trying to shake me up? From the throne of God in Heaven to the belly of hell, you can all fuck yourselves and then go jump in the lake because I’M NOT AFRAID OF YOU
OR DEATH OR HELL OR ANYTHING!
Roy turns away slightly grasping his stomach while slightly walking away.
ETHEL
Be seeing you soon, Roy. Julius sends his regards.
Roy flips his middle finger while moving towards Ethel and says ROY yeah, well send this to Julius?
Halfway across the room he slumps to the floor, breathing
laboriously
Ah, Christ... Andy!Andy! Get in here! Andy.
The door opens,but it isn’t andy. A small jewish woman dressed modestly in a fifties hat and coat stands in the doorway. Roy slowly looks up.
ROY
who the fuck are you? The new nurse? The figure in the door says nothing. she stares at Roy. A pause. Roy gets up carefully in pain and crosses to her. once he gets half way he slumps down heavily on the couch.
ROY
aw Fuck. Ethel
ETHEL
you don’t look so good, roy
ROY
Well, Ethel. I don’t feel good
While roy is laying on the couch Ethel starts to walk around the couch behind roy, with her finger tips traveling up the couch. ETHEL
But you lost a lot of weight. That suits you. You were heavy back then. Zaftig, mit hips.
In pain roy hurries and stands up stands up to face Ethel.
ROY
I haven’t been that heavy since
1960. We are all heavier back then before the body thing started. Now
I look like skeleton they stare.
Ethel walks around and sits in a chair.
ETHEL
The shit’s really hit the fan, huh,
Roy?
Roy nods.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
(2)
2.
ETHEL
Well the fun’s just Started.
Roys looks around then starts to walk over to Ethel.
ROY
What is this, Ethel Halloween? You trying to scare me?
Ethel still has the same cold smile on her face.
Roy walks a little bit closer.
ROY
Well your’e waisting your time! I’m scarier than you any day of the week! So beat it, Ethel! BOOO!
BETTER DEAD THAN RED! Somebody trying to shake me up? From the throne of God in Heaven to the belly of hell, you can all fuck yourselves and then go jump in the lake because I’M NOT AFRAID OF YOU
OR DEATH OR HELL OR ANYTHING!
Roy turns away slightly grasping his stomach while slightly walking away.
ETHEL
Be seeing you soon, Roy. Julius sends his regards.
Roy flips his middle finger while moving towards Ethel and says ROY yeah, well send this to Julius?
Halfway across the room he slumps to the floor, breathing
laboriously