Tmj and Oral Sex Essay Example

About 2 months ago, I thought I had a tooth problem since my jaw hurt like hell and I could barely open my mouth. Apparently, I was wrong. What I have is Temporomandibular joint syndrome – otherwise known as TMJ. As you can probably guess, this condition interferes with quite a few daily activities – eating, talking, yawning, even smiling. Perhaps, though, the most disappointing activity TMJ interferes with is giving a blow job! Obviously, my husband is quite disappointed – but and the same time quite sympathetic to my pain. However, I am absolutely DEVASTATED! You see, I Love giving blow jobs and for the last 2 months I have been physically unable to satisfy this craving. Luckily, I’ve made some progress in loosening up the muscles in my jaw (2400 mg of ibuprofen a day!) and I have an appointment later today with my dentist to have an “appliance” made which, hopefully, will keep me from clenching my jaw while I sleep and, thereby, offer more relief. Nonetheless, I still cannot open my mouth fully and, due to my husband’s size, I cannot offer give him a true blow job! Or can I? After doing a bit of research (Okay, I’m a nerd.) and finding a wonderful site - http://www.howtogiveheadblowjob.com/howtogiveheadvideos.html - I was able to confirm/re-learn/learn the delicacies of giving head and a few tricks for those of us who are jaw-impaired or who have well-endowed partners.
Tip 1: You can ignore the base! Okay, it’s really, really cool to be able to deep throat, but, it’s really the tip of the penis that is the most sensitive. So while I have no hope of taking all of the penis in, I can certainly slip the tip in! Good news!
Tip 2: You have hands – use them! Cuddle, cup and tease his balls.
Tip 3: Lick! Imagine his penis as a lovely, tasty lollipop. Long slow licks alternated with quick little kitten licks are sure to please.
Tip 4: Use your breasts! Luckily, I have large breasts and, with a bit of wiggling, am able to suck/kiss/lick the tip of his penis while