My Most Embarrassing Case Scenario By Ellen Degeneres The other day a man asked me‚ “What’s the most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you?” I thought for a minute about the right way to respond and finally settled on. “Would you please leave the ladies’ room?” He informed me that not only was I not in the ladies’ room‚ I was actually in his house. Eventually the whole mess was settled when I explained that I had a severe case of myopia or ‘near-sightedness‚” as the kids say‚ but I was
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My name is Roy B. Biantan. Growing up I was always called Roy. I was born on june 4‚ 1993 around 8pm at J.B.L Hospital San Fernando Pampanga. My father name is Roger Biantan from province of Negros occidental and my mother name is Dailinda Biantan from province of bohol‚ they’re both from visaya province‚ knew a little bit of their love story I don’t think so. I was brought up in cabalantian‚ bacolor‚ Pampanga. Im the second born baby in the family‚ right after I was born we went home and live in
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The history of the Forsytes becomes the history of the forsyteism as social phenomena. F.s are described as the better half of the English society. Their wealth and security makes everything possible‚ makes the world go round. Without them any sphere of life can’t function properly. Neither religion nor art can exist without their participation or ‚to be precise‚ without their investment. But at the same time F.s and art are incompatible. None of F.s ever created anything. The only things they
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On a chilly autumn day‚ Calyssa Rynden stepped out of her fourth period of Lidden Middle School. The school had brick walls‚ and concrete pavements. It was the typical middle school. She glanced around‚ anxiously watching for Morgan Lyne and Felicity Walker. Morgan always jumped at every chance to insult Calyssa and make her life miserable. Felicity always smirked at her and gave Morgan more power. Calyssa peered around a corner‚ but there was no Morgan. She quickly walked toward the cafeteria. Maybe
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Brazilian students usually shave their heads when they are admitted to college. I expected to follow the tradition on the beginning of the following year. On January‚ I realized that 2015 would be a good period to enjoy the once in a lifetime experience of having long hair. I later decided that I should have a man bun. Maybe it would look strange‚ or people wouldn’t like it. But well‚ I wouldn’t care. On July‚ I trimmed the sides of my head and started flaunting a timid ponytail. It was a symbol
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Oz used to have a problem with putting liquid ecstasy into children’s drinks. He used to work in the custodial department at a school. During the lower school lunch hour his job was to set out the milk for all the children. Every carton of milk he put out‚ he would put a teaspoon of liquid ecstasy into it. These were little kids‚ so no one would ever notice if they were acting out of the ordinary. Two months later his friend Tido went to his house. Tido: Hey man what you been up to? Oz: Great
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How is it I love you‚ and I don’t even like you? If you weren’t such a pretty girl‚ I would prolly want to fight you You perturb me‚ to say the least But if love is a food to be eaten What I have is a feast I don’t understand it‚ how could this be How come I’m jealous when you’re with anyone but me It’s not my place cuz we already settled and moved on in life The only thing moving on did for me‚ was to bring me strife I haven’t seen you for months yet you fill my head At least 15 minutes
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Every year‚ I always receive a lot of gifts from my parents and friends on my birthday. But last year‚ I received a special gift from my best friend. It was my birthday. I was presented many colourful and expensive gifts. But my best friend did not give me a gift like that. She gave me a small blue box and said that: “This is my special gift for you. I hope you will like it.” I was very curious about what was in the box. I opened it. It was a scarf! But it was not colourful‚ it was blue and white
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In the story‚ Fast break‚ the mainw character‚ Jayson‚ has to survive on his own. His mom died and his mom’s boyfriend left him. Now he has to do whatever is necessary to survive on his own‚ even stealing. He has been living on his own and nobody‚ not even his closest friends know. He’s been stealing until one day‚ he gets too cocky and goes for something big. Jayson steals whatever he needs such as food and clothing. Jayson steals bread from the Broad Avenue Food Mart. In the passage‚ it says
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Half past seven on the dot I hear the door I let you in. I’m thinking to myself in my head that I must be strong. I talk to you Your raise your voice I’m telling you that There ain’t no choice I’m sorry that I had to break your heart but I can’t go on. Tell me all things that you wanna say Say what’s on your mind and your heart cos after today I may not see you again And I will move on All the things you wanna say All the things you wanna do If you wanna shout in my face Go head it’s up to
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