Somebody knocks on door: - Who is there? - Police? - What do you want? - We want to talk. - How many of you are there? - Two. - So talk with each other. There are two types of guests: the ones‚ who want to stay longer‚ and the ones‚ who want to go home asap. Strangely enough‚ these two types are normally found in married couples. What’s worse than eating an apple and finding a worm? Eating an apple and finding half a worm. Plants discuss: Broccoli: "It seems to me that I am like
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Mazwan Bin Mazlan 2011866734 Terrorism must be fought In Pakistan‚ people may think that it is normal on the outside as Pakistan is only the same like other countries. Unfortunately‚ if you are the citizen of Pakistan‚ you will know that you are leaving in a country that produce terrorist worldwide as it is the military base for the famous terrorism group which is the Al-Qaeda. The U.S Department of Defence has defined terrorism as “the calculated use of unlawful violence or threat of unlawful
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A local pastor says he is willing to take the fight to the powerful international gay lobby even if it means he loses his life. Speaking at the Jamaica Observer’s Monday Exchange‚ the Reverend Peter Garth‚ read out a section of the Gay Manifesto which he said was crafted to destroy the heterosexual family and eventually the society. Garth told reporters and eidtors that he is prepared to die in the fight against what he described as a ’very powerful’ gay lobby. Below is the complete text of the
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Size: Architeuthidae can grow up to 60 feet in total length‚ and weigh between 1000 lbs and a tone. The Genus Architeuthidae are the largest known cephalopods‚ the largest known mollusks and the largest invertebrates ever known to exist in the ocean. Habitat: A giant squid lives between 200 and 1000 meters in depth‚ close to the bottom of the sea‚ around large underground canyons. They must live in deep water because the blood of squids does not carry oxygen very well at higher temperatures. If
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PATIENT AS CONSUMER INTRODUCTION: It is the duty of the government to provide the fundamental right to life and personal liberty guaranteed by Article 21 of the Constitution1. Therefore‚ it is the duty of the state to provide to all citizens adequate and proper medical services. The consumer protection Act 1986 was enacted ‘to provide for better protection of the interests of the consumers’– the consumers of goods and services as defined under the Act. The Consumer protection tries to help consumer
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Background of Nestle Company Nestlé’s foundation was built in 1867 on humanitarian needs and social responsibility when Henri Nestlé‚ a trained pharmacist‚ developed a healthy and economical alternative source of infant nutrition to save the life of an infant who could not be breastfed. The Henri Nestlé endowed his company with the symbol derived from his name. His family coat of arms‚ the nest with a mother bird protecting her young‚ became the Company’s logo and a symbol of the Company’s care
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EOSC 114 – Final Review Notes Get A’s or die trying. Jason Kim Unit 1: A Fragile System At least 3 earthquake recording stations are required to find the location of the earthquake epicenter. A single recording station can only calculate distance‚ but not direction; to cover all possibilities‚ a complete circle is drawn around that station. If only two earthquake recording stations are used‚ the circles will overlap at two points. Data from a third recording station will eliminate one of
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www.hollard.co.za Annual Financial Statements for the year ended 30 June 2011 Contents Corporate Governance Report Group Audit Committee Report 2 6 LIFE Group salient features Directors’ responsibility statement and approval of annual financial statements Statement of actuarial values of assets and liabilities Notes to the statement of actuarial values of assets and liabilities Embedded value statement Independent Auditors’ Report Directors’ Report Statements of financial position Income
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Republic of the Philippines SUPREME COURT Manila EN BANC G.R. No. 153690 February 15‚ 2011 DAVID LU‚ Petitioner‚ vs. PATERNO LU YM‚ SR.‚ PATERNO LU YM‚ JR.‚ VICTOR LU YM‚ JOHN LU YM‚ KELLY LU YM‚ and LUDO & LUYM DEVELOPMENT CORPORATION‚ Respondents. x - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -x G.R. No. 157381 PATERNO LU YM‚ SR.‚ PATERNO LU YM‚ JR.‚ VICTOR LU YM‚ JOHN LU YM‚ KELLY LU YM‚ and LUDO & LUYM DEVELOPMENT CORPORATION‚ Petitioners‚ vs. DAVID LU‚ Respondent. x - - - - -
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