FIRST TESTIMONY I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly‚ "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn’t say a word...he knew better. SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store compari ng different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women’s type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes‚ I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen
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Throwing a surprise birthday party for someone is not an easy task‚ it takes patience and planning. Surprise parties are usually thrown for friends and family usually on birthdays or accomplishments and are pretty fun to participate in. In this event everyone is aware of it except for the person the surprise party is being thrown for. You have to know where its going to be held‚ have everyone on the same page‚ and that it’s a party afterwards. Planning for these types of events can be a little hectic
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had since dissolved. A moment captured in time reminded me of how many dead things are forever frozen in space leaving us memories of the details we were determined to delete. The day before my 29th birthday I began to spot. Often I ask God why He would have me lose a baby‚ the week of my birthday‚ in the last year of my twenties‚ to which there is usually silence. While I understand that no one is prepared
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Julius Caesar was assassinated because the conspirators were afraid he’d have too much power‚ so they killed him. It was very drastic‚ but they thought they were right. Immediately after he was assassinated‚ there were speeches to the citizens by Brutus and Antony. The speeches were contrary to each other. Brutus speech was to calm them down and explain why Julius was killed (he used logos and ethos). One of Brutus’s friends‚ Antony‚ also made a speech to the people. His whole purpose in the speech
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taste for vengeance and havoc‚ yet he is also a very likable character. While reading it is difficult to see whose side Milton is on‚ God’s or Satan’s. It is easy to mistake characteristics of Satan’s to those of an epic hero‚ but after examining his speeches‚ it is clear he is the personification of evil. Satan’s first speech gives the illusion of true heroic stature. He addresses Beelzebub‚ saying‚ “What though the field be lost? All is not lost: the unconquerable will‚ and study of revenge‚ immortal
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The Importance of Funny Cat Pictures Captions Some of the images offered on funny cat websites are not all that funny on their own. What makes these images so amusing is the choice of words that the photographer‚ or website owner‚ attaches to the image. For instance‚ you may not find a picture of a cat standing on its back paws‚ batting at some unseen toy particularly funny‚ but if you add the caption "High five!"‚ it suddenly takes on a new level of humor. Giving funny pictures good captions is
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Section 1: This book is the start of a new series of books by Rick Riordan which are based on Norse mythology taking place in Boston. The story starts with Magnus Chase’s‚ the main character and protagonist‚ 16th birthday. He has been living on the streets for the past two years‚ due to his mother Natalie’s death. His only company are some friends he met on the streets by the names of Blitz and Hearth. He is awakened by Blitz explaining that his family is unexpectedly looking for him. As Magnus
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Amanda Pridmore English 2a Myers May 11‚ 2015 What made The Importance of Being Earnest funny? In Oscar Wilde’s play‚ The Importance of Being Earnest‚ there was a lot of comedic portrayal seen through the foolishness of its characters. Wilde’s vast usage of vocabulary‚ characters‚ breathtaking humor and foolishness made this play very amusing. The majority of the time‚ it was difficult to tell whether the character was of sincerity‚ or just joking‚ which left the audience either confused of laughing
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Funny facts about humans 1. People are more likely to tilt their heads to the right when kissing instead of the left. 2. The human body weighs 40 times more than the brain. 3. You could remove a large part of your internal organs and survive. 4. The majority of American models are skinnier than 98% of American women. 5. The average person who stops smoking requires one hour less sleep a night. 6. A baby is born every seven seconds. 7. The Dutch people are known to be the tallest people in
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For my sixth birthday party‚ my parents bestowed upon me the most fascinating‚ thought-provoking‚ inspirational gift that a six-year-old could possibly receive: a magician to perform at my house for me and my friends.. Shortly after the show the magician granted me with a “magic kit”: a book with instructions on how to perform easy tricks and the props needed to execute them. Five minutes of tinkering stretched into five hours‚ and I was amazed with the sensation of departing from the role of the
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