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    Birthday Surprise

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    up early as it was my sixteenth birthday and I was very excited. Quickly I dressed for school and came downstairs. I went to the kitchen. I saw my mother was busy preparing breakfast as usual and my father was getting ready for work. My siblings also were busy as it was a school day. I was very disappointed. No one had remembered my birthday. I tried not to show my feelings and went to school. Even in school‚ my close friends seemed to have forgotten my birthday. That day was not like I thought

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    My Birthday

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    My First Birthday Without My Family 10…9...8…7…6….5….4….3….2….1…clock ticked 12‚ My mom‚dad and sister standing with a smile on their faces and my favourite choclate cake in their hands. I was smiling like a little girl and clapping madly for myself. I made a wish and blew the candle on my cake. We ate the cake but I was least concerned about the cake right now and the reason for that is the surprise gift I receive every year on my birthday.I wanted to know what am getting today..!!

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    But it's not Funny

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    Title: "Painfully funny" “Oh‚ anu pang inaantay natin?” A fat man asked. “Ang pagpayat mo di ka ba naiinip?” Vice Ganda replied. This is just one of the lines of Vice Ganda in his movie‚ Praybeyt Benjamin. Jokes are sort of “in demand” these days. Many people want to hear a joke or two that’ll make them laugh once in a while. But what are jokes? Oxford English Dictionary states that jokes are something said or done to stimulate laughter or amusement which can also be

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    BIRTHDAY ESSAY

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    My 22nd birthday has arrived and while it is completely insignificant compared to last year I have been looking forward to it just as much. I have a birthday tradition that keeps me anticipating September 18th every year and I think that it is such a good idea that I want to share it with you in the hopes that you can brighten your own special day just a little bit when the time comes. A few years ago my dad (Tony numero dos)‚ uncle (Drake and or Buckethead‚ depending on how well you know him)

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    A Birthday Party

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    Fiona is my best friend. She turned twelve recently and her parents held a birthday party for her. I was one of those invited. The party began at about three in the afternoon. There were about twenty of us children gathered in Fiona’s house. We were all dressed in our best clothes. Everyone‚ especially Fiona‚ wore a happy smile. We gave our presents to Fiona and she happily opened them. It must really be exciting to receive all those presents. After that Fiona’s mother served us soft drinks

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    Birthday Party

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    Fiona is my best friend. She turned twelve recently and her parents held a birthday party for her. I was one of those invited. The party began at about three in the afternoon. There were about twenty of us children gathered in Fiona’s house. We were all dressed in our best clothes. Everyone‚ especially Fiona‚ wore a happy smile. We gave our presents to Fiona and she happily opened them. It must really be exciting to receive all those presents. After that Fiona’s mother served us soft drinks

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    A Birthday poem

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    In A Birthday by Christina Rossetti‚ vivid descriptions of happiness fill the verse. Some such descriptions are ’a singing bird‚’ ’an apple-tree’ filled with fruit‚ and ’a rainbow shell in a halcyon sea.’ On this birthday‚ love is first experienced. Ms. Rossetti uses lots of description from nature to convey her feelings toward a birthday. She expresses happiness as fullness and as a well-watered tree that sustains life by harboring a nest in its branches and a tree ready for harvest. A raised

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    Birthday Fallacy

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    -Taras Svyshchuk Question #1 The Birthday Fallacy can be described as the mistaken idea that the second proposition of the [What argument? Any argument? Hardly. You need to be more specific and detailed.] argument follows from the first proposition. It [what means this?] means that the way the argument is composed is not logically correct [How? What is the fallacy/}. The reason why the Birthday Fallacy is actually a fallacy is because it’s a mistaken belief based on the unsound argument. [NO!

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    A Funny Incident

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    Hostel life is not without its disadvantages. The rich students get sufficient money from their parents and therefore spend lavishly. The poor boarders also urge their parents to increase their monthly allowance and spend their hard earned money on luxuries. The company of the rich also makes them pick up their bad habits. They start smoking. Some of them take to intoxicants and thereby ruin themselves. Another great defect in hostel life is the mismanagement on the part of the warden. The food

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    Birthday Letter

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    dear sab‚ happy birthday!!!!!! wow you’re so old omG i don’t wAnna be oLd yet! hahahahhaha. anyways‚ i want to take thIs time to thaNk you for everythinG‚ as in everythinG. thank you for being the bestest friend Anyone could have. i don’t know if you consider me your best friend but anyway i think of you as my best friend! you’re one of the nicest‚ funniest‚ sweetest‚ and craziest people i know and whenever i’m with you i’m always Laughing and having so much fun! i know that you always try to make

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