People are too uptight. Or maybe people just don’t realize how funny farting actually is. And by people‚ I mean the feminine half of the population. The difference in opinion between the sexes on the humorous value of a good fart is one of the most telling signs that men are far more evolved than women. Or at least have a better sense of humor. Dammit‚ farts are funny. So what brought this on‚ you ask? Well today at work‚ I had to fart. So naturally I ran over to where one of my coworkers was standing
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place in a far and exotic country. It is about the end of a marriage between two people: Doris‚ an English girl and Guy‚ a man from Sembulu. Guy is 29 years old‚ and works for British colonial service; however‚ the nature of Guy is described as a funny‚ fat and happy guy who makes people laugh and not as handsome whereas Doris‚ Guy’s wife is good-looking‚ young‚ and full of hope and used to be secretary of British Member of Parliament. “Doris was a secretary to a member of parliament…” (p.3‚ l. 6-7)
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Imagine a young man working at the seafood counter of a grocery store. Before he wraps a fresh fish that someone has just purchased‚ he pretends that it is dancing on the counter‚ singing “I like the night life‚ baby!” This young guy‚ a coworker back in the days when I took any available job to get through college‚ was perpetually in pursuit of women. He was not stacked or gorgeous‚ and he definitely wasn’t rich or he wouldn’t have been working with me. Yet he was very successful at attracting
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Florida — the creators and distributing company‚ respectfully— of the Funny Face aftershave lotion‚ brought before the court in the state of New York. Plaintiff Margolin states that following a single use of Funny Face aftershave lotion‚ his face turned a permanent shade of blue. It has been brought before the court’s attention that this is due to the use of the chemical emulsifier PYR— which is not FDA approved— within the Funny Face formula. He is seeking damages for his face as well as his business
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The Boy and His Family Relationships In a sort of short story style‚ Marie Howe illustrates a depleting family relationship between a father and his children in the poem‚ “The Boy‚” through its many symbols. With no discernible rhyme scheme‚ the plot develops‚ climaxes‚ and concludes alluding to a short story but in poetic form. The speaker‚ discovered through clues within the poem‚ is the younger sister of the boy and she is listening and learning from the examples set by her brothers. There is
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philippine studies Ateneo de Manila University • Loyola Heights‚ Quezon City • 1108 Philippines Satire in Carlos Bulosan’s The Laughter of My Father Delfin Tolentino Philippine Studies vol. 34‚ no. 4(1986) 452–461 Copyright © Ateneo de Manila University Philippine Studies is published by the Ateneo de Manila University. Contents may not be copied or sent via email or other means to multiple sites and posted to a listserv without the copyright holder’s written permission. Users may download
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Ingredients Cream Filling 2 large eggs 1 1/2 cups milk 1/3 cup granulated sugar 2 tablespoons cornstarch 1/8 teaspoon salt 2 teaspoons vanilla Cake Baking spray with flour to grease pan 1 1/4 cups all-purpose flour or 1 1/2 cups cake flour 1 cup granulated sugar 1/3 cup butter or margarine‚ room temperature 3/4 cup milk 1 1/2 teaspoons baking powder 1 teaspoon vanilla 1/2 teaspoon salt 1 large egg Chocolate Icing 3 tablespoons butter or margarine 3 oz unsweetened
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Characters: Mr. Mouse Mrs. Mouse Girl Mouse Young Boy Mouse Gossipy Girl Mouse 1 Gossipy Girl Mouse 2 Sun Cloud Wind Wall Setting: A cardboard house‚ a tall wall‚ sun‚ and a cloud. SCRIPT: (two mice enter) Gossipy Girl Mouse 1: I heard that Mr. and Mrs. Mouse´s daughter is very beautiful. Gossipy Girl Mouse 2: She´s the most beautiful girl in the world! Gossipy Girl Mouse 1: Is it true that every mouse on earth wants to marry her?
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He sits on the steps in front of his brown house. One foot on the sidewalk the other leg bent at the knee. The orange glow of his cigarette held inches from his yellowing teeth. From inside the house he hears shouting. He stands‚ his light washed jeans are worn down at the knees. He stubs the cigarette in green ceramic ashtray on top of the wooden banister. Taking out a lighter‚ he walks over to his car. Placing one foot on the gray rear bumper‚ he lights a second cigarette. The luminescent street
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Life is a Funny Proposition After All Analysis Nazrin Aliyeva The song written by George H. Cohan‚ "Life’s A Very Funny Proposition After All"‚ invites the listener to think about the ultimate question of life: “Why we’re here and what this life is all about?” The First Philosophy is very relevant in the song. What will happen to me? Why are we here? In 1904‚ the year the song was released‚ people still are not able to truly answer a supposedly simple question and we cannot in the modern world
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