Everybody calls me young‚ beautiful‚ wonderful. Am I? Look at my hair‚ my lips‚ my red rosy cheeks and a pair of blinkering eyes. I remember‚ somebody says that I look like my mother that I look like my mother. But that when she was young. Now‚ I am much lovelier than she is. I’m a mortal Venus. Oops! What time is it? I must get ready for the party! Beep-beep…!A-huh! Here they are! Yes‚ I’m coming! "Child‚ are you still there?" "Hmp! That’s my mama" "Child‚ are you still there
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MSU’S VISION AND ASPIRATIONS AMID CHALLENGES “Good morning world!!! It’s the first day of school and I am truly excited! See you all my dear batchmates!!!‚” I tweeted online. “See you Rachel‚ I’m ecstatic to see you around‚” a reply from a dear classmate. As I take a walkalator from 7th Street to the College of Entrepreneurship and Marketing‚ I can see newly completed high rise buildings at the commercial center and looking farther is a perfect scenery of a consistently beautiful sleeping lady
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Bad Girl Hey! Everybody seems to be staring at me.. You! You! All of you! How dare you to stare at me? Why? Is it because I’m a bad girl? A bad girl I am‚ A good for nothing teen ager‚ a problem child? That’s what you call me! I smoke. I drink. I gamble at my young tender age. I lie. I cheat‚ and I could even kill‚ If I have too. Yes‚ I’m a bad girl‚ but where are my parents? You! You! You are my good parents? My good elder brother and sister in this society where I live? Look…look
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+++Satan’s Threat+++ Don’t you know me look at me well‚ I am he who in fairer age ruled with grandeur and power‚ venerated and fear the absolute God of the Filipinos. As long as your people faithful to my holy cult‚ said their prayers before me. I saved them I thousand times from death‚ hunger‚ fear. Your fields overflowed with fragrant greenery the golden grain sprouted without labor from the hallowed earth then‚ undefiled. But now your rich land disconsolate and afflicted groans under the rule
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BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER! THIS IS MARIQUIT PEREZ‚ 16 YEARS OF AGE AND PROUD TO REPRESENT ILOILO CITY! AND THIS YEAR’S MS. PHILIPPINES IS NO OTHER THAN… CANDIDATE NUMBER…10! MS. MARIQUIT PEREZ! OH‚ MY GOSH! IS IT REALLY ME? I CAN’T BELIEVE IT! Thank you! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! (MWAH MWAH MWAH) HEY‚ MARIQUIT! WHAT’S UP WITH THAT TOWEL WRAPPED AROUND YOUR NECK? D’YA THINK YOU’RE SOME KINDA SUPERHERO‚ HUH? DUH! HELLO!! CAN’T YOU SEE THAT I’M BEING CROWNED AS MS. PHILIPPINES??? AND THIS IS
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funny... but not it’s funny how hello is always accompanied with goodbye it’s funny how good memories can start to make you cry it’s funny how forever never seems to last it’s funny how much you’d lose if you forgot about your past it’s funny how “friends” can just leave when you are down it’s funny how when you need someone they never are around it’s funny how people change and think they’re so much better it’s funny how many lies are packed into one “love letter” it’s funny how one night
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Tatenda Mudeke A.P English That’s not funny Standup comics are probably some the people with the hardest entertainment jobs ever. The idea of standing up in front of a group of people and simply releasing jokes is harder than you think. It takes a lot of courage‚ self-confidence‚ funniness‚ and talent to be a successful comic. This why comedians have different styles of doing standup and can be categorized into different groups. The White Comedian: Any standup comic who considers himself/herself
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| "Funny Stories and Plays: What Makes Them Funny?" | | By: David Zakheim 12/21/2011 | David Zakheim Funny Stories and Plays: What Makes Them Funny? “Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it” (White). One shouldn’t question comedy and what is funny to people. As soon as that happens all of the funniness disappears. There is no easy answer to why people laugh at things‚ and why things
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Oral Communication Declamation Manuscripts 1. With a partner‚ choose your speech. 2. Use a timer to cut your selection down to 2 minutes. (If you use your phones to time‚ put them into airplane mode.) 3. Using proper MLA heading and formatting‚ create a manuscript of your speech. See this page on the Purdue Online Writing Lab (OWL) for guidance. Scroll down that page to see a picture of what your manuscript should look like. In addition to the example at the OWL‚ please note the following:
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I believe that we talk more about the weather in March than in any other month. We take for granted April with showers‚ Summer with its heat and drought‚ Winter with its frost and snow‚ but with March it is different. March is the beginning of Spring. We know‚ of course‚ that the meteorologist says Spring begins the 21st‚ but we prefer to disregard that fact and believe that we already sense Spring riding upon the wings of the March wind. We have a premonition of little creatures stirring in the
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