Funny Memory New Year is coming; many of my friends have made a plan of where to go and what to do. Some go to Taipei attending the countdown party nearby Taipei 101. Some go home to enjoy the delight wither their family‚ and so do I. It seems that everywhere is full of joyful atmosphere. However‚ I got a bad news recently that my mother told my father’s company asked him to be on a business trip to Indonesia for three weeks. I think it is pity that I cannot share the happiness of the New Year with
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Title: "Painfully funny" “Oh‚ anu pang inaantay natin?” A fat man asked. “Ang pagpayat mo di ka ba naiinip?” Vice Ganda replied. This is just one of the lines of Vice Ganda in his movie‚ Praybeyt Benjamin. Jokes are sort of “in demand” these days. Many people want to hear a joke or two that’ll make them laugh once in a while. But what are jokes? Oxford English Dictionary states that jokes are something said or done to stimulate laughter or amusement which can also be
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Intro I. I’m not much of a traveler A. I rarely leave New England 1. In fact‚ my first time on an airplane was last summer. B. My boyfriend‚ Kris and I planned a last minute trip to California. 1. It was a connecting flight from Boston to Atlanta‚ Atlanta to Salt Lake City‚ and finally to San Jose. 2. What an adventure that was. Body I. As I was going through the airport I was already nervous. I didn’t know what to expect. A. At the first security check point Kris handed a woman
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When I think of life’s journey‚ I imagine a long road‚ a long grubby road that at times is surrounded by beautiful mountains and lakes‚ and at times is just layered through a hot dry desert. Sometimes‚ I just picture struggling people‚ as climbing up the mountains with their heavy bag packs. The abstract reality of life sometimes seem so vague as if whatever in front of me is just a reflection of another big reality. Make A Dream was a very influential phase of my life. I was working for this
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Hostel life is not without its disadvantages. The rich students get sufficient money from their parents and therefore spend lavishly. The poor boarders also urge their parents to increase their monthly allowance and spend their hard earned money on luxuries. The company of the rich also makes them pick up their bad habits. They start smoking. Some of them take to intoxicants and thereby ruin themselves. Another great defect in hostel life is the mismanagement on the part of the warden. The food
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Everybody learns moral values from different experiences of his/her life. Here is an experience‚ which was a turning point to my life. My speech was a laughable to listeners when I was in my 9th grade year. Learning how to speak in front of a crowd was a most significant moment in my life because I learned basic skills like speaking‚ facing an audience‚ and memorizing sentences. My English teacher paved the way for me to be a better speaker. It all started when she told me to speak some words about
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The Raccoon & The Squirrel (The Priest Story) Once upon a time deep in the forest lived a raccoon named Simon who is a mischievous fellow that steals food occasionally from the farmer’s land. On every full moon Simon would quietly sneak into the farmer’s land and steal some of the ripe vegetables and fruits leaving his home unguarded. While Simon is busy stealing food‚ Ruphis the squirrel who recently moved into the forest noticed Simon’s daily routines and started to loot Simon’s home and takes
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Memories are what every human has experienced in the past‚ whether tragic‚ funny‚ shocking‚ and so on. We all have one memory in which it can’t be effaced from our lives. When I ask myself what memory can’t be relinquished from my mind only one comes into my understanding. I can consider my memory out of all the categories that I mentioned funny. The theory that I have developed evaluating this memory‚ I could say that funny memories or memories in general take place when you least expect it. This
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Speech – High School Experience (sound alarm) Don’t you just love that sound. Ahhh the sound of school calling at 6 in the morning. When you start a new school or a new grade many emotions are most likely running through your head which stress’ you out. But when you get to high school it’s a whole new beginning and experience. The overall experience of high school is pretty neat if you asked me. The freedom is nice‚ although there is a lot of stress‚ the people in the hallway can be disturbing
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Funny things kids can do: Kids are like little angels who always do funny and naughty things. They make funny faces that make everyone laugh. For example:one day a kid went to zoo with his father. The kid started to tease a monkey. He wanted him to copy him but when it did not worked out the kid hit the monkey with a banana and was going away when the monkey grabbed his pants through the cage and pulled him back. The kid tried to run away. He was successful in running away but unfortunately he lost
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