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    Funny Memory

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    Funny Memory New Year is coming; many of my friends have made a plan of where to go and what to do. Some go to Taipei attending the countdown party nearby Taipei 101. Some go home to enjoy the delight wither their family‚ and so do I. It seems that everywhere is full of joyful atmosphere. However‚ I got a bad news recently that my mother told my father’s company asked him to be on a business trip to Indonesia for three weeks. I think it is pity that I cannot share the happiness of the New Year with

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    Michael Alvia Facebook Who Mark Zuckerberg (Chairman&CEO) · Mark Zuckerberg a computer science student Invented Facebook along with classmates Euardo Salverin‚ Dustin Moskovis and Chris Hughes. · Mark weebsite orginal was called Facemesh . · Mark developed a software for the facemesh website hacking the Harvad school security nework system and whwere he copied everyone ID copied every Harvad School. · Facemesh website closed down‚ later in Few days ‚shut down by Harvard school · On Feb

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    Facebook

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    disadvantage(Continue) According to the number of Facebook users‚ there are about thousands of people all over the world playing Facebook in a day so it is not a surprise to found that many viruses are spreading out through those pages by means of internet surfing. Moreover‚ there are many hackers who are trying to hack Facebook accounts of others in order to stealing people personal data for spreading out viruses worldwide. The hacker will gain a large amount of money from repairing people’s computer

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    But it's not Funny

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    Title: "Painfully funny" “Oh‚ anu pang inaantay natin?” A fat man asked. “Ang pagpayat mo di ka ba naiinip?” Vice Ganda replied. This is just one of the lines of Vice Ganda in his movie‚ Praybeyt Benjamin. Jokes are sort of “in demand” these days. Many people want to hear a joke or two that’ll make them laugh once in a while. But what are jokes? Oxford English Dictionary states that jokes are something said or done to stimulate laughter or amusement which can also be

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    FaceBook

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    Running Head: Facebook and Communication 1 Facebook and Communication Post University Facebook and Communication 2 Candy Crush Saga‚ Farmville‚ private messages and "Liking" sound familiar? They are all part of the phenomenom known as Facebook. The popular social media website was created by Mark Zuckerberg in February 2004‚ according to Wikipedia. It quickly escalated into a major part of our society. There are many positive

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    Facebook

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    almost 75% of teens and adults belong to social networking sits is shocking. MySpace and Facebook are the two that the majority of people belong to. Facebook has reported that they have not only found users logging in multiple times a day‚ but that when users log in they stay on the site for long periods of time. The FBI put together a survey to measure an individual’s emotional connectedness to Facebook and how much the social networking site is a part of their daily routine. The participants

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    1. Why conduct business on Facebook? 1. The number of user affects the effectiveness of business activity Facebook is the biggest social networking site in the world‚ it launched on 2004 and the users has reached 1,000 millions up to now (CrunchBase 2013). It means that for every seven people on the planet have one person to use Facebook. According to All Facebook data‚ Facebook has taken root in more than 200 countries or regions around the world‚ the social empire has only 20 users in the Vatican

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    A Funny Incident

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    Hostel life is not without its disadvantages. The rich students get sufficient money from their parents and therefore spend lavishly. The poor boarders also urge their parents to increase their monthly allowance and spend their hard earned money on luxuries. The company of the rich also makes them pick up their bad habits. They start smoking. Some of them take to intoxicants and thereby ruin themselves. Another great defect in hostel life is the mismanagement on the part of the warden. The food

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    Funny Stories

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    IT’S THE BUTCHER! An old woman was lonely. She decided to get a pet. She didn’t have much money so she went to a second hand pet shop. She saw many animals: a three legged cat‚ a dog without a tail‚ fish that could only swim backwards and a beautiful bird that could only say one thing‚ “Who is it?”. She decided to buy the bird. She bought a cage for her bird and went home. She put the bird by the door and went downtown to do some shopping. While she was gone‚ a man knocked on the door

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    Facebook

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    Facebook is the world’s largest social network used daily by millions of individuals world wide‚ but privacy and safety is far from this amusing social network. Facebook can be accessed by anyone‚ and anywhere‚ which makes it unsafe‚ risky and concerning. Individuals who make a facebook account have their private information displayed to the entire world‚ and even if they private their information‚ it can never be safe online. Facebook is accessible in some schools throughout the world‚ but it should

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