Title: "Painfully funny" “Oh‚ anu pang inaantay natin?” A fat man asked. “Ang pagpayat mo di ka ba naiinip?” Vice Ganda replied. This is just one of the lines of Vice Ganda in his movie‚ Praybeyt Benjamin. Jokes are sort of “in demand” these days. Many people want to hear a joke or two that’ll make them laugh once in a while. But what are jokes? Oxford English Dictionary states that jokes are something said or done to stimulate laughter or amusement which can also be
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The assembly was very inspiring. Eric Bostick was trying to inspire us by not letting anything stop us from our dreams. Then how we should be leaders not followers. Trying to achieve for better even if you have literally nothing but‚ if you trying as hard and depending how bad you want it you will succeed. For example‚ when you live in small apartment with very little money but you want to go to college try being in sport or academic scholarship. It really just depend how hard you really want it
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Parting Paths I truly hated the end of the school year. I never really enjoyed my previous summers. I constantly sat at home‚ did not go anywhere or do anything. The summer of 2017 was different. No one‚ would have expected that four hours once or twice a week in an auditorium would be that special. The rehearsals connected each of us‚ brought us together‚ and the only thing left was one final night to enjoy the connections we had created. Just a few amazing people around a fire‚ but it was enough
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Hi Theo It’s Theo here from Urbal. I want to personally welcome you to the Dermaroot Amazon trial. Now you should have either received your Dermaroot bottle or it’s on route to you. (If neither is the case‚ please reply to this email and we’ll help your sort it out.) Before you get started‚ I want to give you some directions and tips so you can get the best result. Here is why: Like you and many others in this trial‚ when I had severe eczema‚ I literally tried everything including steroid creams
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There was once a goblin who lived in a mountain. His name was Illuc. He lived with many other goblins‚ in fact he lived in a whole town of goblins‚ slimy small witted goblins. They had a king called the Mighty King. He was basically God. The goblins obeyed anything he said‚ even if it’s suicide. Illic was in his last year of school to become a server of the king. At this point he has been brainwashed to worship the Mighty King along with all the others. To graduate the school‚ which mast
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Hes out!! That’s how you play baseball.Hey want me to teach you how to play? There are many positions for you to choose from.There’s a first basemen‚ a second basemen‚ a third basemen‚ a catcher‚ pitcher‚ right fielder‚ left fielder and a center fielder. I play first base and pitcher. I think they’re fun. They are positions that keep me on my toes. This year I hit 5 homeruns and 2 grand slam. What is a home run? A home run is when you are batting and you hit one over the fence or are able
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Well‚ it’s a place where all of your fantasies can come true. You can come to this country with just the clothes on your back and hope in your heart. Then after settling here you will have a closet full of clothes‚ a big house to live in‚ and a bountiful supply of money. You’ll be living the American Dream. You can be and say whatever you want in America. That’s why it’s called ‘’the land of the free‚ and the home of the brave’’ right? Wrong. If you come to America with just the clothes on your back
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Good Evening‚ Thank you once again for conducting and holding the MiLB Diversity Leadership at Tennessee State University. Taking time out of your busy schedules to speak and educate students who want to expand on their knowledge of what goes on behind the scenes. Speaking on the extraordinary and limitless possibilities for minorities really allowed me to never sell myself short because I never know what opportunities are awaiting for me if I don’t apply myself. Being rewarded for my resume’
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Hostel life is not without its disadvantages. The rich students get sufficient money from their parents and therefore spend lavishly. The poor boarders also urge their parents to increase their monthly allowance and spend their hard earned money on luxuries. The company of the rich also makes them pick up their bad habits. They start smoking. Some of them take to intoxicants and thereby ruin themselves. Another great defect in hostel life is the mismanagement on the part of the warden. The food
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Graudation Narrative Jarrid Honore English 101 May 7‚ 2012 Life & Toilet Paper Graduation day‚ what a day. It was by far the most nerve-racking‚ anxious day ever. Many thoughts were racing through my head. All the parties‚ family members showering you with gifts. I couldn’t hardly sleep the night before because of the anixety of walkiong across the stage‚ and knowing I never have to go back to school again. Actually‚ it was probably more of a relief for the faculty and staff because they
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