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    The Importance of Funny Cat Pictures Captions Some of the images offered on funny cat websites are not all that funny on their own. What makes these images so amusing is the choice of words that the photographer‚ or website owner‚ attaches to the image. For instance‚ you may not find a picture of a cat standing on its back paws‚ batting at some unseen toy particularly funny‚ but if you add the caption "High five!"‚ it suddenly takes on a new level of humor. Giving funny pictures good captions is

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    Handbook of Procedures for the Graduation Program 2012-2013 Ministry of Education Student Certification Branch PO Box 9886 Stn Prov Govt Victoria‚ British Columbia V8W 9T6 250.356.7270 (Phone) 250.356.9460 (Fax) Websites: www.bced.gov.bc.ca www.bced.gov.bc.ca/exams/ www.bced.gov.bc.ca/exams/trx_updates/ Canadian Cataloguing in Publication Data Main entry under title: Handbook of procedures. Grade 12 transcripts and examinations. — 1996/97Annual. Continues: Grade XII provincial & scholarship

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    Funny facts about humans 1. People are more likely to tilt their heads to the right when kissing instead of the left. 2. The human body weighs 40 times more than the brain. 3. You could remove a large part of your internal organs and survive.  4. The majority of American models are skinnier than 98% of American women. 5. The average person who stops smoking requires one hour less sleep a night. 6. A baby is born every seven seconds. 7. The Dutch people are known to be the tallest people in

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    Danielle Davis Eileen Thompson English 121 SL May 9‚ 2012 “Graduation” Critique “Graduation” was written by Maya Angelou in 1969. Angelou was born in Missouri‚ but after her parents divorced‚ she was sent to live with her grandmother in Stamps‚ Arkansas. While in Arkansas‚ Angelou attended the Lafayette County Training School. The school is the setting for her essay “Graduation.” Angelou graduated from eighth grade at Lafayette with top honors and went on to graduate from high school. After

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    Welcome Huck to Eastern Regional High School! I like to think of our encomium as‚ “your education‚ your future‚ your success.” (anaphora).Your fatigued body and your acquisitive minds start belaboring around 7:30 AM in the morning‚ the perfect time to sleep during class and eschew all learning and schoolwork. Do not worry if you miss your bus once‚ the school parking lot consists of a major traffic jam every morning and a lunch detention if you surpass 7:30 AM. Huck‚ you’re actually in luck! As

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    Name Teacher Class Date ! Should We or Shouldn’t We Abolish the Death Penalty? The 2014 Boston Marathon is approaching quickly. Last year’s marathon‚ however‚ unfortunately had a different ending. Two bombs exploded near the finish line only seconds apart. The explosion claimed the lives of three; many others were injured that day‚ as well. According to Matt Smith‚ a columnist‚ the people to blame were two brothers: Dzhokhar Tsarnaev and Tamerlan Tsarnaev (par. 6). Dzhokahar has been

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    Of the many films throughout history that portray Jewish life‚ three major works are Funny Girl (1968)‚ Fiddler on the Roof (1971)‚ and Yentl (1983)‚ all of which cover different eras and themes of Jewish history‚ including Jews in Eastern Europe‚ immigration and religious change‚ and Jewish assimilation in the United States. In different ways‚ all these films cover different aspects of Jewish life and experience realistically based on historical accounts and reflect on the culture of tradition turning

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    “What Are Your Future Goals When You Graduate” A person needs to achieve certain goals in one’s life before you can call them successful. Success is to achieve goals‚ you have set. I have set certain goals I would like to achieve in my lifetime. Some of these goals are personal while others are professional. First and foremost I will obtain my high school diploma; this will be the stepping stone to begin my professional career as an audio engineer. Audio engineers‚ also known as sound engineers

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    As I am approaching my tia’s house‚ I hear the roar of the music from the backyard‚ a mixture of air and percussion instruments like drums‚ trumpets‚ and clarinets. One could hear the laughter and sense of love amongst everyone at the party. Everyone is enjoying the delicious food‚ holding hands‚ dancing with one another‚ cheering on those who are displaying their love of our culture. In this community‚ you feel a sense of belonging and welcoming the moment you walk past the door. We honor and praise

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    “On behalf of Emirates and the entire crew‚ I’d like to thank you for joining us on this trip and we are looking forward to seeing you on board again in the near future. Have a nice evening!” These words were the start of my 15-month adventure in a foreign country‚ meeting people I’ve barely met‚ and experiencing things I’ve never thought I would experience. On April 18‚2015‚ my family and I flew about 13‚500 kilometers from Manila to Houston‚ Texas to take up an offer by a family friend to stay

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