People are too uptight. Or maybe people just don’t realize how funny farting actually is. And by people‚ I mean the feminine half of the population. The difference in opinion between the sexes on the humorous value of a good fart is one of the most telling signs that men are far more evolved than women. Or at least have a better sense of humor. Dammit‚ farts are funny. So what brought this on‚ you ask? Well today at work‚ I had to fart. So naturally I ran over to where one of my coworkers was standing
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Florida — the creators and distributing company‚ respectfully— of the Funny Face aftershave lotion‚ brought before the court in the state of New York. Plaintiff Margolin states that following a single use of Funny Face aftershave lotion‚ his face turned a permanent shade of blue. It has been brought before the court’s attention that this is due to the use of the chemical emulsifier PYR— which is not FDA approved— within the Funny Face formula. He is seeking damages for his face as well as his business
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Ingredients Cream Filling 2 large eggs 1 1/2 cups milk 1/3 cup granulated sugar 2 tablespoons cornstarch 1/8 teaspoon salt 2 teaspoons vanilla Cake Baking spray with flour to grease pan 1 1/4 cups all-purpose flour or 1 1/2 cups cake flour 1 cup granulated sugar 1/3 cup butter or margarine‚ room temperature 3/4 cup milk 1 1/2 teaspoons baking powder 1 teaspoon vanilla 1/2 teaspoon salt 1 large egg Chocolate Icing 3 tablespoons butter or margarine 3 oz unsweetened
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Daniel Kong & Jack Shin Mr. Blahut Marketing 1 27 September 2013 Our Product‚ The Putter Wheel‚ is a revolutionary putting gadget that can be used by any golfers. The Putter Wheel is an engineered training device that provides immediate feedback.. The Putter Wheel is a cylinder shape golf ball. The Putter Wheel system is not simply a ball with the sides cut off. It is is designed to replicate the size‚ weight and feel of an actual golf ball. The Putter Wheel is uniquely engineered to be highly
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A Case Analysis for “Does this Milkshake Taste Funny?” Assignment 3‚ Unit 1‚ Organizational Behavior Robert Kennedy College Presented by Julius Datinguinoo on 12 May 2009 I. Statement of the Problem(s) There are three major corporate problems that I can see on this situation: 1. Eastern Dairy is lacking in contemporary quality control‚ quality management‚ and quality assurance systems that would ensure compliance to quality standards like ISO 9000‚ HACCP & ISO 2200. 2.
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Darius Pirtle English Comp 104-09 Room 155 12:00-12:50 09-16-2013 The Ultimate funny Moments I have a lot of funny things that has happened in my life really too many situations. From me peeing on myself when I was young‚ to my football pants ripping when I scored a touchdown my junior year in high school. I look back on all of my situations now and just laugh‚ because it’s not that serious to me no more. I have two favorite situations that have happened to me in my lifetime. One of my funniest
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Chris‚ Matt‚ and Ian‚ all live in California. They sell an aftershave lotion called Funny Face over the Internet‚ and contract this business through a company called Novelty Now Inc. that is based in Florida. The company Funny Face committed fraud by substituting a lower cost chemical emulsifier to increase the profit margin. This chemical is not FDA approved. A CEO named Donald Margolin bought a bottle of Funny Face on the Internet after hearing it marketed. This product turned Mr. Margolin’s face
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Title: It’s Kind Of A Funny Story Author: Ned Vizzini Date Started: 4th April Date Finished: 6th May Text Type: Novel Genre: Drama Country of Origin: America Craig Gilner is a clinically depressed teenager. He gets accepted into exclusive school in Manhattan‚ promising him a good future if he is to excel. The pressure of being the average kid in class‚ piling up homework‚ pot smoking “so called” friends and the daily thoughts that he’s a failure beats him down into a deep depression. Craig
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writings at university’s and is concluded to be a credible source. The article “Funny or Harmful?: Derogatory Speech on Fox’s Family Guy” written by LaChrystal D. Ricke was written to inform the reader of the potential hazards of watching Family Guy and to persuade parents to prevent their children and young teenagers from watching the show. The article was a well written research
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The play starts on opening night for Max Bialystock’s latest play‚ and latest flop‚ Funny Boy. Max is devastated as he recounts his previous failures and vows to return as “The King of Broadway”. The next morning‚ his accountant‚ Leo Bloom‚ arrives at Max’s office to audit his books. Just as Leo’s dream of being a producer slips out‚ one of Max’s “Investors” arrives and Leo is forced into a bathroom. They play one of their sex games and Max persuades a check from her‚ before finally‚ she leaves.
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