People are too uptight. Or maybe people just don’t realize how funny farting actually is. And by people‚ I mean the feminine half of the population. The difference in opinion between the sexes on the humorous value of a good fart is one of the most telling signs that men are far more evolved than women. Or at least have a better sense of humor. Dammit‚ farts are funny. So what brought this on‚ you ask? Well today at work‚ I had to fart. So naturally I ran over to where one of my coworkers was standing
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Valerie Oliva Dr. Riggs Sociology 1010 November 2‚ 2013 Saints and Roughnecks 1) Some deviant activities the Saints were involved in‚ included heavily drinking in nightclubs‚ driving drunkenly through the streets‚ and committing acts of vandalism and playing pranks. And just like the Saints‚ the Roughnecks usually committed these three types of delinquency: theft‚ drinking‚ and fighting. Both gangs involved seriousness on what they did‚ because all of them put people in danger whether by stealing
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Florida — the creators and distributing company‚ respectfully— of the Funny Face aftershave lotion‚ brought before the court in the state of New York. Plaintiff Margolin states that following a single use of Funny Face aftershave lotion‚ his face turned a permanent shade of blue. It has been brought before the court’s attention that this is due to the use of the chemical emulsifier PYR— which is not FDA approved— within the Funny Face formula. He is seeking damages for his face as well as his business
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Ingredients Cream Filling 2 large eggs 1 1/2 cups milk 1/3 cup granulated sugar 2 tablespoons cornstarch 1/8 teaspoon salt 2 teaspoons vanilla Cake Baking spray with flour to grease pan 1 1/4 cups all-purpose flour or 1 1/2 cups cake flour 1 cup granulated sugar 1/3 cup butter or margarine‚ room temperature 3/4 cup milk 1 1/2 teaspoons baking powder 1 teaspoon vanilla 1/2 teaspoon salt 1 large egg Chocolate Icing 3 tablespoons butter or margarine 3 oz unsweetened
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Making more money can make you happier Lateadra H. Harris 22July2013 Mrs. Karen Ferrelli Many of us today aren’t satisfied with how much we have. That’s why we are constantly striving for a bigger pay raise at work. This includes spending our pay checks on lottery tickets just to have more money in our pocket. “Is it crazy to question how much money we need to be happy? The notion that money can’t buy you happiness has been around a long time”. (ELIZABETH W. DUNN). But it turns out there is
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Research for Jonathan Swift’s “A Modest Proposal” Research Jonathan Swift: During what time period did he live? Where did he live? Jonathan Swift lived during the 17th-18th century‚ from 1667 – 1745. He lived in Dublin and Ireland. What was his family’s socioeconomic status? Jonathan Swift’s socioeconomic status was very poverty-stricken. How did he view the English politics‚ specifically as it related to Ireland? The restoration of the Catholic monarchy‚ which was a real
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University of Phoenix Material Public Speaking Diagnostic Questionnaire INSTRUCTIONS Answer each of the following questions in complete paragraphs of at least 150 words. QUESTIONs .1 On a scale of 1 to 10‚ with 1 equaling love it‚ and 10 equaling hate it‚ rate your feelings about speaking in front of groups. Explain your reasons for this rating. If I had to rate my feelings for speaking in front of an audience‚ I would have to say that I would give it a five on a scale from one to 10. The
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Transfer contract for competition rights. Today‚ 31.08.2009 (thirty-first of August two thousand and nine) between: PSFC "Chernomorets Burgas" AD‚ UIC 102929385‚ registered in the Commercial Register to the Registry Agency registered with decision № PD 2156/2005 ‚ the inventory of the District Court of Burgas‚ with registered office at: 8000‚ Burgas‚ Lazur‚ sports complex Lazur‚ Procurator Mr. Plamen Kirilov Kiryakov‚ UCN 6904020647‚ on the one hand as the Transferor And PFC "CSKA" AD‚ UIC
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Darius Pirtle English Comp 104-09 Room 155 12:00-12:50 09-16-2013 The Ultimate funny Moments I have a lot of funny things that has happened in my life really too many situations. From me peeing on myself when I was young‚ to my football pants ripping when I scored a touchdown my junior year in high school. I look back on all of my situations now and just laugh‚ because it’s not that serious to me no more. I have two favorite situations that have happened to me in my lifetime. One of my funniest
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Why the Sky Is Blue By: Sir James Jeans Sir James Jeans delivered a very impressive‚ informative speech at the Cambridge University Press on the question why is the sky blue? This speech was solely presented to inform the students at the university on the sequence of events that occurs between the earth and the sun that gives the sky its color. The speaker conveyed this message with his speech based around the concept that the sky is made blue by the light waves. Through his speech
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