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    Ever have one of those days‚ you’re sitting on the toilet doing your business and you reach for the toilet paper and find to the right of you....an empty roll‚ and suddenly you feel a ship wreck without a paddle. Something that you took for granted every day is now the factor between you and your business. Toilet Paper. Everybody in America uses toilet paper and if you don’t‚ same on you. During Halloween‚ I’m sure many of you planned‚ seen‚ or was in the act of TP-ing someone’s house‚ or that you’ve

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    you know instantly that it’s time for a toilet stop. But when you are doing your business have you ever wondered how the toilet was even invented? Probably not as if you lose focus you’ll probably miss your target hole. The invention of the flushable toilet changed the world significantly helping the environment and also improves the efficiency of us going to take a dump. Although many of you do not even give a thought about the great history of the toilet but I will fascinate you with these extraordinary

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    Tribute Speech My tribute to my little brother and my best friend‚ Edwin Wilson‚ this tribute is long overdue. I have wanted to write something about Edwin for years‚ but the memories were just too painful. But today it brings me much joy‚ to share with everyone the great memories we made together. I often think about his charismatic nature‚ and realize that his spirit lives in me‚ and everyone that he loved‚ and all who loved him. Sometimes is still hard to believe that he is gone‚ even twenty

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    Tribute Speech Sample   I. Introduction A. Attention Statement “Life is the sum of your choices.” That quote by Albert Camus‚ a Nobel Prize-winning novelist‚ is vividly brought to life in the story of one particular man I know.   B. Subject or Thesis Statement I would like to share with you someone in my life who has influenced me greatly‚ my father‚ Fred Nameless.   C. Point Preview My father is a self-sacrificing man‚ who is authentic in all of his dealings with others. However‚ in keeping

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    Century. If not now‚ when?: duty and sacrifice in America ’s time of need. New York: Berkley Caliber‚ 2008. Print. Maddow‚ Rachel. Drift the unmooring of American military power. Melbourne: Scribe‚ 2012. Print. Toomey‚ Vurlee A. Let Us Not Forget: A Tribute to America ’s 20th Century Veterans. 0Bloomington‚ Indiana: Iuniverse publishing‚ 2002. Print.

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    Lina Abdo CMST 1005 Tina Langseth 02/12/2013 Tribute Speeh A father goodness is higher than the mountain‚ a mother’s goodness is deeper than the sea. Japanese Proverb The people I admire the most are neither a world famous nor a multimillionaire‚ they are just a normal people but angeles in my life. The are the candle light for my sucess way. This is my opprutunity to express my feelings for my parents‚ to show how I admire them and how thankful and happy I am for having them in my life. The

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    when was the object invented. And thus I researched about toilet paper‚ which is an everyday object in everybody’s life. After doing my research I realized that I had never ever thought about the objects I use everyday. I observed that the objects we use everyday are so effective. Out of my everyday objects I felt that tissue paper is generally he most important thing I use everyday. And today I can’t even imagine my life without tissue paper. This report will clearly give an overview of social‚ cultural

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    Maranda Millet: An Example to All We could all learn a lesson by taking a look at the life of Maranda Millet. Hard work//‚ persistence//‚ and dreams// are what made Maranda in to the outstanding woman that she turned out to be. Maranda is a prime example showing that no matter where you come from or what obstacles life throws in your way‚ <<<<<with a little dedication // and a lot of hard work<<<<<<‚ you can achieve anything that you set your mind to. Despite

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    “If you ever wonder why bad things happen to good people‚ it’s because God knows they’re capable of handling it.” Reading this quote makes me think of someone who was very special in my life‚ because she was able to handle things anyone else might think are unbearable. That person was my grandma Marilyn Doyle. She had many influences on me‚ a few are how she had such an open heart‚ was very accepting‚ and she was very confident in what she believed in. It’s incredibly difficult to put into words

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    Persuasive Paper Toilet paper is a material item that most people use. This paper has a big impact on our society. Not many people pay attention to how they put their paper on they just sort of throw it all together in a matter of seconds. One day I noticed that my paper was harder to get than normal‚ then I noticed that the beginning of the paper was hanging from the back of the roll instead of laying on it or hanging over the front. This startled me‚ I did not realize until then that you can put

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