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    7 hours a day‚ 5 days a week‚ 40 weeks a year. That sounds like a long‚ long time. But oh boy‚ how fast did that go by? I wanna congratulate and honor each and every one of you for finishing yet another great year. Today‚ as a class‚ we are graduating the middle school‚ taking another huge step on the path of our life‚ moving on to a whole new world - high school. Where everything that we do matters and leads up on to our future. But here we go again‚ starting at the bottom as freshmen. Graduating

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    Valedictorian Narrative

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    Being valedictorian probably wasn’t your dream as a high school freshman‚ but it was mine. I took that dream and made it into a plan. A plan is defined as: an intention or decision about what one is going to do. After the first day of high school‚ I came home to tell my parents of my plan. My parents were very proud of my ambition‚ but uncertain about its execution. My parents knew high school would be hard so they did their best to support me and as the year came to an end‚ I was ranked at the top

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    funny... but not it’s funny how hello is always accompanied with goodbye it’s funny how good memories can start to make you cry it’s funny how forever never seems to last it’s funny how much you’d lose if you forgot about your past it’s funny how “friends” can just leave when you are down it’s funny how when you need someone they never are around it’s funny how people change and think they’re so much better it’s funny how many lies are packed into one “love letter” it’s funny how one night

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    Thats Not Funny

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    Tatenda Mudeke A.P English That’s not funny Standup comics are probably some the people with the hardest entertainment jobs ever. The idea of standing up in front of a group of people and simply releasing jokes is harder than you think. It takes a lot of courage‚ self-confidence‚ funniness‚ and talent to be a successful comic. This why comedians have different styles of doing standup and can be categorized into different groups. The White Comedian: Any standup comic who considers himself/herself

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    30 Funny Persuasive Speech Topics 1. What to do with good advice that actually isn’t good? 2. Everyone a university degree. 3. How to get rid of boring blind dates. 4. If you think you can‚ you can - or not. 5. How to laugh every day. 6. Bingo keeps grandmoms off the streets. 7. What is a funny topic or humorous speech anyway? 8. Why vegetarian don’t love animals. 9. The bigger the worser‚ or vary on the adjectives of this funny topic for a persuasive speech. 10. Limiting alternatives will

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    What Makes Funny Funny

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    | "Funny Stories and Plays: What Makes Them Funny?" | | By: David Zakheim 12/21/2011 | David Zakheim Funny Stories and Plays: What Makes Them Funny? “Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it” (White). One shouldn’t question comedy and what is funny to people. As soon as that happens all of the funniness disappears. There is no easy answer to why people laugh at things‚ and why things

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    Graduating” by Kate Stone Lombardi‚ describes the traditional high school valedictorian competition with the most prestigious students. The fight for the position of valedictorian has intensified over the years. Danielle Gorman‚ an elected valedictorian at Moorestown High School in New Jersey‚ was quoted by Lombardi of the qualifications and standards it took to become valedictorian. The traits Gorman describes common to valedictorians were taking on too much and are unwilling to fail. I think that Gorman’s

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    Valedictorian Address

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    The amounts of minutes in an hour never change‚ and time is as steady as it was 13 years ago‚ but despite it’s unchanging Yet to most of us‚ it seems the clock keeps ticking faster and faster. The funny thing about graduating is that‚ it is a time of such conflicting feelings and emotions. We are excited and full of anticipation for the future. Eager to begin new adventures meet new people and visit new places. Thrilled to leave this chapter behind us‚ and dive into life after high-school. At the

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    I believe that we talk more about the weather in March than in any other month. We take for granted April with showers‚ Summer with its heat and drought‚ Winter with its frost and snow‚ but with March it is different. March is the beginning of Spring. We know‚ of course‚ that the meteorologist says Spring begins the 21st‚ but we prefer to disregard that fact and believe that we already sense Spring riding upon the wings of the March wind. We have a premonition of little creatures stirring in the

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    Good health is not just "the absence of disease". It is the absence of disease or discomfort. "Good Health is a state of complete physical‚ mental and social well being‚ and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity." WHO (World Health Organization). I think I am healthy as long as we progress or decay at the same rate as others around me. Normally unhealthy condition does not develop overnight. Pathological development is always accompanied by warnings. Our body is a wonderful machine

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