People are too uptight. Or maybe people just don’t realize how funny farting actually is. And by people‚ I mean the feminine half of the population. The difference in opinion between the sexes on the humorous value of a good fart is one of the most telling signs that men are far more evolved than women. Or at least have a better sense of humor. Dammit‚ farts are funny. So what brought this on‚ you ask? Well today at work‚ I had to fart. So naturally I ran over to where one of my coworkers was standing
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Florida — the creators and distributing company‚ respectfully— of the Funny Face aftershave lotion‚ brought before the court in the state of New York. Plaintiff Margolin states that following a single use of Funny Face aftershave lotion‚ his face turned a permanent shade of blue. It has been brought before the court’s attention that this is due to the use of the chemical emulsifier PYR— which is not FDA approved— within the Funny Face formula. He is seeking damages for his face as well as his business
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Life is a Funny Proposition After All Analysis Nazrin Aliyeva The song written by George H. Cohan‚ "Life’s A Very Funny Proposition After All"‚ invites the listener to think about the ultimate question of life: “Why we’re here and what this life is all about?” The First Philosophy is very relevant in the song. What will happen to me? Why are we here? In 1904‚ the year the song was released‚ people still are not able to truly answer a supposedly simple question and we cannot in the modern world
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Daniel Kong & Jack Shin Mr. Blahut Marketing 1 27 September 2013 Our Product‚ The Putter Wheel‚ is a revolutionary putting gadget that can be used by any golfers. The Putter Wheel is an engineered training device that provides immediate feedback.. The Putter Wheel is a cylinder shape golf ball. The Putter Wheel system is not simply a ball with the sides cut off. It is is designed to replicate the size‚ weight and feel of an actual golf ball. The Putter Wheel is uniquely engineered to be highly
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Amanda Pridmore English 2a Myers May 11‚ 2015 What made The Importance of Being Earnest funny? In Oscar Wilde’s play‚ The Importance of Being Earnest‚ there was a lot of comedic portrayal seen through the foolishness of its characters. Wilde’s vast usage of vocabulary‚ characters‚ breathtaking humor and foolishness made this play very amusing. The majority of the time‚ it was difficult to tell whether the character was of sincerity‚ or just joking‚ which left the audience either confused of laughing
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Family Guy’s derogatory speech effect people in a negative way? LaChrystal D. Ricke concluded that Family guy had the potential to cause negative influence on children and young people‚ but found no significant evidence proving her theory. LaChrystal D. Ricke is not a well-known author‚ but after researching their past works she has given many presentations and writings at university’s and is concluded to be a credible source. The article “Funny or Harmful?: Derogatory Speech on Fox’s Family Guy” written
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Darius Pirtle English Comp 104-09 Room 155 12:00-12:50 09-16-2013 The Ultimate funny Moments I have a lot of funny things that has happened in my life really too many situations. From me peeing on myself when I was young‚ to my football pants ripping when I scored a touchdown my junior year in high school. I look back on all of my situations now and just laugh‚ because it’s not that serious to me no more. I have two favorite situations that have happened to me in my lifetime. One of my funniest
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Chris‚ Matt‚ and Ian‚ all live in California. They sell an aftershave lotion called Funny Face over the Internet‚ and contract this business through a company called Novelty Now Inc. that is based in Florida. The company Funny Face committed fraud by substituting a lower cost chemical emulsifier to increase the profit margin. This chemical is not FDA approved. A CEO named Donald Margolin bought a bottle of Funny Face on the Internet after hearing it marketed. This product turned Mr. Margolin’s face
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Title: It’s Kind Of A Funny Story Author: Ned Vizzini Date Started: 4th April Date Finished: 6th May Text Type: Novel Genre: Drama Country of Origin: America Craig Gilner is a clinically depressed teenager. He gets accepted into exclusive school in Manhattan‚ promising him a good future if he is to excel. The pressure of being the average kid in class‚ piling up homework‚ pot smoking “so called” friends and the daily thoughts that he’s a failure beats him down into a deep depression. Craig
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