adult and teen satire. But it mostly‚ pokes fun at the stereotypical advice and coaching given to youth through the use of firearms. However‚ the last sentence has a much darker and more of a bitter tone‚ and attacks the teachings he has just mocked‚ “Build your character thoughtfully and painstakingly upon these precepts‚ and by and by‚ when you have got it built‚ you will be surprised and gratified to see how nicely and sharply it resembles everybody else’s.” Twain uses satire in describing the
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LIFE IS SO UNCERTAIN. It was the ever dearest feeling you’ve ever desired not knowing that it’ll be on your way one day. A day that an ambitious heart would never forget. A moment that a soul could fly high‚an instance that your world would unintendedly stop right away after having been commtted. No less than a negative side could be occupied by misery and a hopeless romanticism of an innocent heart. Thinking of that person have become your daily routine right after waking up confidently thinking
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Aime farfan English 12B Ms. Wright April 29‚ 2013 Who is the real monster? In all stories there are many roles to play but the most important roles is the role of the bad guy and what he/she bring to the story. The bad guy role is played by the monster or at least that what your make to believe in the story he is created by victor a man who’s purpose was to create life or was it society who judged the monster for being what he was created to be. The question remains who is the real monster
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When the word "cheerleader" comes to mind‚ many think of skinny blondes shouting "go team" while waving pom-poms in the air in short and skimpy shorts. Well‚ its true. All cheerleaders are meant to do is help get the fans more into the basketball and football game. So‚ what’s the purpose of these dumb blondes? Absolutely nothing. To make it onto this squad you need only a few credentials: you must be close to failing (actually failing will get you kicked off by the administration)‚ dye your hair
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Lauren Bartolotta Ms. Decap English 10 January 17 2014 Unemployment Proposal Unemployment rates are skyrocketing. According to the Internet‚ 12% of the U.S. population is unemployed. Unemployment not only effects the lives of the unemployed‚ but their families and communities too. The stress of unemployment can lead to declines in individual and family well-being and could potentially effect the outcomes of their children. Widespread unemployment in neighborhoods reduces resources‚ which may
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Cosmetics are bought‚ sold‚ and used every day in all areas of the world. They are a part of people’s every day personal hygiene‚ part of their routine before they leave the house. Cosmetics change the way people look‚ help them feel that they are good enough to go out into the world and be seen by people. They are believed to be essential‚ but this comes at a cost. The cost is often times the life of an animal. A poor innocent animal that has to be used to make sure these products are safe for people
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In some ways that I procrastinate is doing the dishes or doing my homework or doing chores‚ pretty much anything that involves me getting up and doing something. I believe I procrastinate like once in awhile‚ for an example my mom asked me to do the dishes at 3:00 in the afternoon I would do it around 3:10‚ it may seem like I am lazy but i really am not‚ I mean what teenager wants to wash the dishes. the only time I don’t procrastinate is when I want something‚ i’m pretty sure every teenager does
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Today‚ you could attest to saying that times have been rough here in America. With an increase in gas and food prices‚ due to two major hurricanes (Hurricane Harvey in Houston‚ Texas and Hurricane Irma in the State of Florida)‚ the unemployment rate is still at a steady rise‚ and family’s homes are still being foreclosed. It is particular hard to say that homelessness is decreasing. Although the resulting numbers from the 2008 National Count of homelessness that is done every year in January‚ showed
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The Simpsons The Simpsons does more than make us laugh. Do you agree or disagree? Long running animated comedy The Simpsons is known for making its audience laugh at the outrageous antics of its larger than life characters. However‚ The Simpsons does more than just make us laugh. It challenges us to think about issues we deal with on a daily basis such as morality‚ institutional power‚ and politics‚ giving us an avenue in which we can release tension we have built up over such issues through
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Praise to Sandy When Hurricane Sandy hit the east coast many people were in shock and disbelief. They couldn’t believe that this hurricane was this powerful. People were frightened that destruction would happen like the destruction of Katrina when it hit the Gulf but this wasn’t that severe but in a little way it was better. People just simply thought that this hurricane would be major destruction and death. Sandy wasn’t your typical hurricane and when asking a New Jersey native Steve McKenzie
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