funny... but not it’s funny how hello is always accompanied with goodbye it’s funny how good memories can start to make you cry it’s funny how forever never seems to last it’s funny how much you’d lose if you forgot about your past it’s funny how “friends” can just leave when you are down it’s funny how when you need someone they never are around it’s funny how people change and think they’re so much better it’s funny how many lies are packed into one “love letter” it’s funny how one night
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Yesterday I was going to order my first computer but I got in trouble for “Yelling” at my coach/grandpa even though I can’t even remember raising my voice once at him so I wasn’t allowed to. So now I have to wait a while for my parents anger to cool down‚ and for me to become ungrounded to order it myself (also include the time I have to wait to get paid‚ but that’s like tonight so that doesn’t really matter.) because I can almost guarantee that they are not going to pay for some of it anymore. I also
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First Time I Got Pulled Over Everyone gets pulled over by a cop eventually‚ but if you’re one of the lucky ones that don’t‚ well good for you. Authority figures are always intimidating‚ especially police officers and sheriffs. If you want to ruin your day deliberately‚ the best way to do it is get pulled over. My traumatic incident all began about two summers ago. My day started out as any normal day‚ a typical Saturday morning with typical chores to be done. I woke up
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The morning after. The morning after I killed myself‚ I woke up... I made myself breakfast in bed. I added salt and pepper to my eggs and used my toast to create a cheese and bacon sandwich. I squeezed the juice‚ the life from a grapefruit into a glass. I scraped the charred remains from the frying pan and rinsed the red substance off the counter. I washed the dishes and folded the towels. The morning after I killed myself‚ I fell in love. Not a the typical Cliche of boy down the street or
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Narrative Essay I love my family and I love my friends‚ but some friends should NEVER be brought home. I have a lot of family members. I also have a lot of friends. But sometimes I wish I never brought home some of my friends. There’s this one friend in particular that had me convinced that she was trying to take over my life. I cried almost every night‚ worried that my family would disown me and adopt this friend. I guess I wouldn’t actually call her a friend where as an acquaintance or maybe even
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Girls’ Generation’s “I Got a Boy”: Grabbing Attention from Boys and Girls Alike The girls are back and better than ever. Girls’ Generation is a group of girls in a widely known pop group from Korea. Although most of their songs are in Korean‚ their name has also reached most parts of Asia‚ Europe‚ and the U.S. This is their first single since 2011 and they came back strong with an entertaining video‚ catchy song‚ and one of their best choreographies to catch everyone’s attention. One of the
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Random personal narrative When I was 6 years old .I needed a few stitches. I went outside which I normally didn’t do. Except that day was a rare occasion. I saw my onyx colored dog outside wagging her tail happily. I loved my dog‚ shadow. The sun was setting so she was now fading into my backyard. So all I saw was a few flashes that were her eyes. I pet her when I got outside. She licked my hand happily. She ran around our small backyard with extreme speed .I watched her‚ amused. I ran after her
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I believe that we talk more about the weather in March than in any other month. We take for granted April with showers‚ Summer with its heat and drought‚ Winter with its frost and snow‚ but with March it is different. March is the beginning of Spring. We know‚ of course‚ that the meteorologist says Spring begins the 21st‚ but we prefer to disregard that fact and believe that we already sense Spring riding upon the wings of the March wind. We have a premonition of little creatures stirring in the
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The Time I Got My Dog It was late one summer night‚ long past my bedtime. The moon was so bright it lit up the yard. Somewhere down the river a freighter honked. I got up and looked out the window. It was so foggy I couldn’t see. I laid in my bed‚ wondering if anyone was up. So I crept down the stairs‚ and I saw a light. I heard voices. Then I saw my mom and dad. They were on the computer. I saw pictures of English Mastiffs on the screen. My heart leaped. “Were getting a dog?” I asked excitedly
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Tatenda Mudeke A.P English That’s not funny Standup comics are probably some the people with the hardest entertainment jobs ever. The idea of standing up in front of a group of people and simply releasing jokes is harder than you think. It takes a lot of courage‚ self-confidence‚ funniness‚ and talent to be a successful comic. This why comedians have different styles of doing standup and can be categorized into different groups. The White Comedian: Any standup comic who considers himself/herself
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