realize how funny farting actually is. And by people‚ I mean the feminine half of the population. The difference in opinion between the sexes on the humorous value of a good fart is one of the most telling signs that men are far more evolved than women. Or at least have a better sense of humor. Dammit‚ farts are funny. So what brought this on‚ you ask? Well today at work‚ I had to fart. So naturally I ran over to where one of my coworkers was standing‚ lifted my leg‚ scrunched my face up‚ and let ’er
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September 11th‚ 2012 Asmaa Salem Narrative Essay I am an average 16 year who just can’t wait to grow up and face the real world and not have to worry about any rules or restrictions. On January 12th‚ 1996‚ my parents named me Asmaa‚ so I have to stick with that name for the rest of my life. Personally‚ I like the name because it’s the name of a very great person; more of a hero in Islam. Names in my family go with a pattern; but this only goes for girls. The pattern is the double ‘A’ at the
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Rebeccah Delsignore English 103 September 19‚ 2011 Narrative Essay Most people rely on the security and care of others to provide for their loved ones when they put them in a nursing home. What they don’t realize is how much neglect goes on to the people they care most about. Residents are at risk of being abused by their caretakers but they are also at risk of being restrained‚ which may lead to a form of abuse. At Southwestern Nursing Home I have witnessed forms of neglect and abuse. Nursing homes
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many questions. In this day and age people know how to handle a computer‚ I’d like to say I know more than your average bear. Many things are possible with a computer‚ like watching videos or listening to live streams. Every week or so a group of my friends speak about random topics‚ this particular week the gang decided to speak about religion. A topic I consider slightly taboo to discuss in large groups‚ a day I will never forget. Their conversation remained civil the entire time but there was
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Growing up I was never raised with any particular religion. I had not even stepped foot in a Church or any building of worship except for a funeral in a Catholic Church when I was nine or ten. I do not remember much except that I found it to be extremely boring and wanted to be in school instead. The first time I learned anything about religions was when I was in Elementary school and found some books in the library about Greek mythology. I immediately became addicted to the stories and would imagine
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Life is a Funny Proposition After All Analysis Nazrin Aliyeva The song written by George H. Cohan‚ "Life’s A Very Funny Proposition After All"‚ invites the listener to think about the ultimate question of life: “Why we’re here and what this life is all about?” The First Philosophy is very relevant in the song. What will happen to me? Why are we here? In 1904‚ the year the song was released‚ people still are not able to truly answer a supposedly simple question and we cannot in the modern world
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Good Morning‚ Vietnam follows disc jockey Adrian Cronauer as he is reassigned to the Armed Forces Radio Saigon airwaves in Saigon‚ Vietnam in 1965. Throughout the film Cronauer experiences the bombing of a G.I. bar‚ and attempts to start a relationship with a Vietnamese woman. However‚ he runs into trouble as he finds the Vietnamese culture to be very different from his own. He experiences first hand the civilian attacks as buildings are blown up without warning or reason‚ and the tactics behind
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Growing up in rural Kansas was boring. Especially since I grew up in the seventies. There were no cell phones or game systems to occupy my time. My family had an old black and white television set. I loved to watch The Price is Right in the days before Bob Barker’s hair turned white. After the show was over‚ the only way to kill time was to play outside and wander down to the creek that ran parallel to our property. There was a secret trail buried in the wall of trees that lined our two acre yard
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GOOD MORNING QUOTES 1. The breeze has awakened the earth‚ The sun gave brightness to the earth‚ Birds gave melodious music to the earth‚ Then its the time to wish my sweet friend Good Morning. 2. Morning time a cup of hot hello‚ A plate of crispy wishes‚ A spoon of sweet smiles & A slice of great success specially for u‚¦ Enjoy the day!!!!!!!! “Good Morning‚ 3. These r a few wonderful pairs in dis world‚ Heart n beats‚ Night n moon‚ Fish n water‚ Flowers n colours‚
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before being deployed has finally arrived. I wanted to do something exciting‚ extreme - something I never would have imagined doing before – something that would take a lot of heart to do. Maybe even could be called a little crazy as others told me. Skydiving was something I had never done and certainly had never thought of doing until now. After doing some research online‚ I found a place only an hour away from home in Lumberton‚ Mississippi. In a way I was hoping there wouldn’t be a place local
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