Funny Memory New Year is coming; many of my friends have made a plan of where to go and what to do. Some go to Taipei attending the countdown party nearby Taipei 101. Some go home to enjoy the delight wither their family‚ and so do I. It seems that everywhere is full of joyful atmosphere. However‚ I got a bad news recently that my mother told my father’s company asked him to be on a business trip to Indonesia for three weeks. I think it is pity that I cannot share the happiness of the New Year with
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“I got hurt in the war‚” I said(24) In this quote‚ the information presented is that Jake got hurt during the war. This quotation means that Jake got hurt in the war and the implication of this quote is that because of the injury that Jake suffered during the war‚ he is unable to have sexual relationships with females. This evokes my sympathy for Jake because he is such a nice and standup guy‚ but he is unable to be in a relationship with the girl he loves because of his physical
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Morning Walk The proverb “Early to bed and early to rise” is well- Known and oft-repeated. It also reflects the wisdom and experience of life embodied in it. But only a few are there who are lucky to act according to this gem of a saying. Unfortunately‚ I am a late riser because I go to sleep quite late. I have a habit of doing my lessons and homework when all is quiet‚ and almost all are in their beds‚ fn the afternoon or evening I cannot pursue my studies‚ and so‚ practice my hobby or enjoy listening
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I grew up in Saigon‚ Vietnam. I lived in a place where it can be considered the borderline between the city and the countryside. We didn’t have a distinct suburban area‚ just city and not-city basically. Growing up there offered me a lot of unique experiences. I got to enjoy the comfort of living in a city‚ as well as the fun of having farms‚ rivers‚ and lakes nearby. Life was simple then. I knew all the neighbors’ kids. We would oftentime huddle together to play hide-and-seek and other kids’ games
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FIRST TESTIMONY I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly‚ "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn’t say a word...he knew better. SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store compari ng different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women’s type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes‚ I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen
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Before i had a family‚ i dreamed of my "made up family"‚ having a joyous time. Well that sure made me understand perception can alter your true life experiences when you go thru real situations. My point being‚ it was June of 2015 last year‚ and my small family and my mother planned to take a trip. My mother resides in New Mexico and we live in Las Vegas‚ so the demand for togetherness was of a longing feeling. One could say even mutual. When all the plans went thru we were on our way to Las Cruces
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Festivals of India Festivals of India : Diwali Festival Diwali Diwali is regarded as one of the most important festival of the Hindu calendar. It is celebrated across the nation with great pomp and excitement. The festival is mainly associated with lights as it is called the festival of light. On the day of the festival diyas (small clay lamps) are lit in everybody’s home irrespective of their social status. The name Diwali signifies ’rows of lighted lamps’. Diwali is a five-day festival
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Title: "Painfully funny" “Oh‚ anu pang inaantay natin?” A fat man asked. “Ang pagpayat mo di ka ba naiinip?” Vice Ganda replied. This is just one of the lines of Vice Ganda in his movie‚ Praybeyt Benjamin. Jokes are sort of “in demand” these days. Many people want to hear a joke or two that’ll make them laugh once in a while. But what are jokes? Oxford English Dictionary states that jokes are something said or done to stimulate laughter or amusement which can also be
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some point during the lengthy‚ drug-induced coma that I sometimes refer to as "my high school years‚" I briefly regained consciousness and found myself eye-to-eye with what appeared to be a three-headed‚ English teaching dwarf. Before I could fall back into my customary stupor I realized that this evil shrieking dwarf would say anything to trick me into wasting what was left of my mind with books and reading and other school related stuff. Although I managed to fend hem off‚ the sheer terror of the experience
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Morning Java Startled by my alarm‚ I stretch my arm out from under the covers and search frantically in the dark to put an end to the obnoxious sound. I feel around for my lamp and switch it on‚ keeping my position until my eyes adjust to the light. Before I ever get out of bed‚ I’m already overwhelmed thinking of my many tasks for the day. When motivation is scarce‚ there is only one thought that brings me out of my cozy‚ warm bed and to my feet. Waiting to be made is a fresh‚ boosting cup
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