“The Three Wishes” One calm and cold winter morning‚ I awoke to the sound of knocking on my front door. I rushed downstairs to open it. I turned the knob and was aghast at who I saw on the other side. Cameras flashed as Oprah Winfrey told me that I had won the “Fall Kick Off ‘3 Wishes’ Give-A-Way.” The three wishes that I desired was to become a wrestling state champion‚ to be with the perfect girl‚ and to have unlimited gas for my car. The first wish that was granted to me was to become a
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The film ‘The Dark Knight’ directed by‚ Christopher Nolan‚ is a film about a League of Shadows that has been destroyed‚ but when a criminal mastermind who calls himself The Joker comes in to takes over the crime mob. Batman returns to battle his greatest threat yet. But with half the police force opposing but‚ as usual Batman manages to finish it off. The Dark Knight clearly shows and proves the theme of Vigilante justice and the main idea people or a group of community should not take laws on their
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David Henry Sheehan 9th lit 7 22 September 2012 Heroes Journey: The Dark Knight Campbell’s hypothesis about the monomyth is‚ that there is one myth and twelve components to that myth.(Campbell 1)The Dark Knight is a story that seems to possess all twelve components of Campbell’s hypothesis‚ and proves that Campbell’s hypothesis is right. One of the components that fits in with The Dark Knight is “the call to adventure”. Once the joker robs the bank‚ Batman knows he must help in any way he
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In a certain place there lived a lumberjack by the name of Manny. He lived in a small shack outside of a small town named Bushel Neck. One day‚ while walking in the town square‚ the wooden pieces of his wagon broke. He took an ax‚ and set forth to find some wood. He found a large pine tree at the ocean’s shore‚ and said aloud‚ "Now this is a large tree. If I chop it‚ I will have wood enough to rebuild my wagon ten times better and still have enough to sell and build a new home." Having thought it
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occur to female chemotherapy patients? The concoction administered to some breast cancer patients is referred to as TCH. This is a combination of textotere‚ carboplatin and Herceptin. Texotere is a drug that ‚ start to produce Hot flashes are no joke when they leave you soaked in sweat and feeling dazed. Technically‚ hot flashes exaggerate how the body normally cools down: blood vessels dilate‚ letting more blood reach the skin to release heat. They tend to come on rapidly and last from one to
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blonde jokes Jokes are intended to help make you feel relaxed and laugh off all kinds of tension or anxiety that you might be going through as an individual and one of the best kinds of joke that will really lighten your mood is the blonde kinds of jokes. These are the kinds of jokes that will hover or concentrate on blonde women that are dumb in nature and you know that watching a person play or act dumb can be extremely funny and entertaining. It can‚ therefore‚ be said that dumb blonde jokes are
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can be used limitlessly as there are certain societal boundaries that prohibit jokes from exceeding levels of acceptable humor. This kind of prohibition is known as a taboo. In unit five of Alison Ross’s textbook‚ The Language of Humour‚ Ross discusses on these common taboos: sex‚ excreta‚ death‚ and religion while also explaining how jokes sometimes break taboos‚ but at the same time keep limits to where these jokes are accepted by society. The topic of sex and excreta are the most common taboo
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(generalizing). Yes‚ I was raised in a culture full of racial jokes. These racial and cultural jokes come from all sides‚ where everybody makes fun of everybody; even people make jokes of their own race or culture. Carnival was and still is a prime moment of the year to put out there all your jokes and to dress up like others cultures or race and frankly‚ I do not remember anybody that ever got offended over a joke. Jokes were just a joke and everybody sees like that as well‚ no one takes it as a personal
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and drink beer immediately. The bartender asks: -Why are you so in a hurry? -If you would have‚ what I have‚ you would be also in a hurry. The bartender steps back a little bit and asks: -And what do you have? -Somewhere around 70 cents. Funny jokes from daily life - Imprisonment A mother writes a letter to her sun‚ who is in a prison. - Dear sun‚ life’s so hard for me since they took you to a prison: nobody digs a
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entertaining as men and can now make jokes that actors use to only make and women would stay away from. The article disects the film Bridesmaids and goes into detailed examples as to how actresssess in comedy are starting to break down the barrier of whats acceptable from women in film. The first type of joke the author(s) go into are sexual jokes. Even though they say “Plenty of women are in movies where sexual jokes are made”‚ the writer goes on to list movies with sexual jokes dominated by actors. The writer(s)
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