Good evening everyone‚ I hope everyone is enjoying their night. My name is Keyona and I was the one of the 4 captains chosen for the 2011 Montclair High School Cheerleading Squad. During my 3 years on the squad‚ I’ve had so many memories‚ good and bad‚ that helped me grow as a person. Cheerleading throughout my high school career took part in shaping me as the person I am today. I’d like to congratulate this year’s squad for making it through the season successfully as a new team. There were a
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Commemorative Speech Name Institution Commemorative Speech With or without pictures‚ I can hardly forget the face she had before she succumbed to cancer. It was not until I understood she would not always live that I captured everything about her. The lady that was in charge of my introduction to the world and my siblings would be no more. I am talking about my mom‚ Iris. My Mother’s name denoted her out like the goddess of the rainbow‚ an envoy for the antiquated Olympian divine beings
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Some of the embarrassing moments in our lives are worth recalling while others are so disgusting that no one would wish to recall or even be associated with them. That day will forever remain in my mind. I can recall with nostalgia an incident‚ which took place five years ago. Back at home‚ my parents would reward my brother and me for the good grades we scored in the term papers. On this one occasion‚ my mum rewarded me with two hundred dollars for the good grades in the end year papers. In order
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Worst lie of my life… The worst lie of my life was funny but it got me grounded. It all started from a phone call I made to my cousin and how I said the lie and forgot about it. If I would not have forgotten about it‚ everything would have been normal that day. It surprised my parents after I told them about what happened and then they decided to ground me for the next day. It all started with the phone call I made to my cousin Afsheen. The phone call was for just a
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My Two Best Friends are like Twins Many people in the world have two best friends. Some of them are so similar that it’s shocking. They find some similarities in their attitude‚ personality or even interests. People may find similarities or differences in their best friends and some may not find any interests at all. But‚ I have found three similarities in my best friends Stacy and Priscilla. Both of my best friends are smart‚ caring‚ and funny. My friend Stacy and Priscilla are
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Golden Pharaoh AP English Mrs. Sande 20 October 2010 My Dad’s 50th Birthday On the day of my dad’s fiftieth birthday celebration‚ my brother and I were delivering a poem about Dad. Standing on chairs in front of all the guests‚ we joked that “Dad is so jealous he wishes that he was as handsome as us when he was an adolescent.” Everyone luckily including Dad laughed. That often repeated statement among our family and friends will stay imbedded in my mind until I write the poem for his sixtieth
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Allyson Lambert English 090 Narrative Essay June 24‚ 2010 A prank on my Mother It was around the time I was fourteen years old. I decided to pull a prank on my mother. I was supposed to go to the movies‚ but to her surprise when she returned home‚ I was still there. I had gotten permission to go to the movies with some friends one summer afternoon. My mother needed to go to the store and pick up my father from work. My ride was on the way‚ so I stayed to wait on them. I don’t recall where
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Reading through the whole story "Haircut" ‚ it is not easy to believe that the death of Jim Kendall is really accidental. It is most likely that the incident is a murder. <br> <br>Jim Kendall is not a man who is loved by people in that small town‚ although some people find his jokes funny as long as they are not on them. There are many examples of those on whom Jim always makes annoying jokes such as Milt who "has got an Adams apple that looks more like a mushmelon" Julie Gregg and especially Paul
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My Not So Perfect Date I am blindfolded headed on a special date in my boyfriend’s truck. As I sit there impatiently awaiting the arrival of our destination‚ the radio turns on with a soft and slow country song. Twenty minutes passes and we are still not there and I am wondering if we will ever get there. He has been planning this date for a while‚ so no telling where we are going or what we will be doing. I feel the truck slowly come to a stop and the loud diesel truck turns off. I hear his
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Opinion column in the glamour magazine – Stereotypical jokes on intelligence – For years and years I’ve been subjected to blonde jokes. You hear blonde jokes at elementary schools‚ you hear them around the water cooler at work and you hear them on morning drive-time radio. Ever heard of this one before? “Q. How do you get a blonde to laugh at a joke on Saturday? A. Tell it to her on Tuesday.” Are those jokes about blondes or intelligence of a certain ethnical group really considered as funny?
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