A World Without Engineers Once upon a time‚ in a galaxy far‚ far away‚ on the planet Zovirax‚ there was an evil king‚ King Syphilis‚ who was mighty pleased with himself‚ for he had just banished all the engineers on the planet to work in the Pixie Stick Powder mines on the moons of Gluteus. "You see‚" he told his sycophantic servants and lackeys‚ "I have solved two problems with one simple executive order. I have rid the planet of those annoying‚ nerdy‚ know-it-all‚ engineers." (King Syphilis
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32 It was the most auspicious and wonderful day of my life. The appointed time for solemnizing the marriage had come. I was sitting on the verandah surrounded by hundreds of young girls and women. They were all waiting for the propitious news to be announced. The bridegroom‚ Nadim with his marriage party had reached to my place. They were stayed at a near by Madrasa. That religious institution was named after my late grandfather and founded by my family members. At nine in the evening‚ one person
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My Life Story My life has been on a road of ups and downs just like a roller coaster. I have experienced the good‚ the bad‚ and the ugly. I know I will continue experiencing these things throughout life. I will briefly talk about what my family was like. What I wanted to become when I grew up. What were and what still are my hobbies. And what are my personal‚ profession‚ and academic goal. From my childhood to where I am now is what this paper will be about. When I was young I used to live with
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641 Words Essay for kids on my ambition in life by Manish on August 8‚ 2011 in Example Essays A person without any ambition in life is like a ship without a rudder he no destination. He does not have any urge to make a start. He reaches now’ He is tossed about like a straw in the wind. He achieves nothing in life. So everyone should have an ambition in life but simply having it is not enough. Whatever be the ambition‚ it must be backed up by contain efforts to achieve it. If a person sets an ambition
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My Life goals Now that I’m in college I need to plan what I want in life I have to start researching for a career that I like best I need to set some goals. My life goals are to be a good student‚ have a 3.0 GPA‚ have time to do my homework‚ study‚ spend some time with my family and friends‚ graduate from a community college‚ transfer to UTA‚ get my masters degree there and face new challenges that come my way. Volunteer work is also something I enjoy doing. I love helping other people
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How to be professional engineer Hong Kong is many large-scale infrastructures in future. There are many job chances. Chances are often but my lower educational background may not be able to secure. If I want to fight for more chances‚ I must continue to enhance me. Become a professional engineer‚ experience and education are same important. When I success join the HKIE member‚ it can certificate I have professional qualifications because become corporate membership need definite experience and education
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A new phase of my life began when I was living in Mexico‚ my mother and stepfather lost their jobs. My mother became pregnant and my stepfather was in major automobile accident. My family started to go through a financial-crisis. As soon as my mother was able to work‚ she returned to work‚ however she did not earn enough to solve the expenses at home. By the time my stepfather recovered from the car accident‚ due to the accumulated debt‚ we our assets. Continuous fights began at home because of money
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Throughout my life‚ as well as any other life‚ there has been many twist and turns. I have been through a lot and there has only been one person who has stuck by my side the whole time‚ since the first day I saw the world. Without him my life wouldn’t be the way it is right now‚ with me sitting here writing this essay for this school I have dreamed of being a graduate of. This person would be none other than my father‚ Raymond Jarrod Voorhees. My father has always been by my side‚ helping me through
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“Try not to become a man of success. Rather become a man of value”. This quote to me means that you must look beneath the surface and really figure out what truly brings you value or a satisfaction. I relate things that give me some sort of satisfaction as giving my life value. When asked what gave my life value I honestly had no idea what really gave my life value. I had to ask others around me because I was stuck. Of course no one knew what gave my life value‚ because it is my life and they don’t
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typed like this THE CHANGE OF MY LIFE. Also‚ you’ve got to get (Type text) out of your header The Change of My Life Jo Johnson Start here on line 1 The Change of My Life On May 11‚ 2006‚ I made a speraticWW decision that would forever change my life and the way I see life itself. Leading up to this decision‚ I had absolutely no plan on doing this adventure in my life. But on May 11‚ 2006‚ I decided to enlist in the United States Army and become a soldier. Life up to this point was exciting
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