Lady-ye to bahut badtamiz tota hai. Dukandar use andar le gaya aur zor se pani me duba k pucha‚ bol ab gaali dega? Tota-nahi kabhi nahi dunga. Wo use bahar le gaya aur lady se kaha ab puchiye. Lady-agar mere ghar pe 1 admi aye to tum kya sochoge? Tota-apka pati hai. Lady-agar 2? Tota-apka pati aur devar Lady-agar 3? Tota-pati‚devar aur bhai. Lady-agar 4? Tota-pani le aao bhai‚ maine to pehle hi kaha tha "bhen ki laudi randi hai special song for HOTEL MANAGEMENT STUDENTS...... Kandhon ko table
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SWEET.TALENT MAI KOI KAMI NAHI THI MAUKA CHATTEIN THI WOH TOH BAS EK.BETAB THI WOH DUNIYAN KO APNI AWAZ SUNANE KE LIYE MUMBAI AYE USAI 8 MONTH HO GAYE HAI. BOHUT KUCH BADAL GAYA.BOHUT KUCH DEKHA USNAI .BOHUT KUCH JANNA USNAI.ANEKO UTTAR CHADHAV .PAR HAR MUSHKIL KAI LIYE EK HI JAWAB KI TUM AAKHRI HO. PAR USSIA KYA PATA KI MUSEBATOON KA PAHAD USKAI INTEZZAAR MAI BAHEIN FAILA KAI KHADA HAI.PARI KAI PAST KAI BAREIN MAI KUCH KEHNAI LAYAK NAHI HAI.MUMMY PAPA OR EK BHAI GUJAR GAYE EK CAR ACCIEDENT
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Anchor-1: Good Morning everyone ! The galaxy of intellectuals‚ your Excellency‚ invited guests‚ teachers and my dear friends – how different is this evening. Dear audience‚ you will yourself discover as the colours of cultural feast unfold ! Well‚ my first and foremost duty - On behalf of the Principal‚ Teaching Staff and Students‚ we welcome you all to our GALAXY ENCHANT 2012 ……… ……… Anchor-2: We fell honored to have with us - The Honourable Chief Guest His Excellency Mr………..‚ Resistrar ‚ KU‚
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ho. Koi gala-shala nahi kar rahe? O ki gal hai? Mainu das. Ali (an innocent small-town boy who has come here to make his father’s dream of him being a soldier come true.): Suri ji‚ aaj to bohat hard training hui. Saara din bas bhagta dodte rahe. Suri ji: O putar.. sipahi ban na hai to mehnat to karni padegi na.. Huda: (hmm..Amardeep Huda..a Haryanvi cool dude in KMA‚ known for flirting with girls) sahi mein Suri ji..yahaan itni mehnat karni padegi..ye maine kabhi socha nahi tha.. Alekh : (a short-tempered
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Kilo Gili Ha To 1 Kilo or Agar Jal Jaye To 3 Kilo Batao Kya Cheez Hai. / / / Ans:-Sulphur A Beggar’s Brother Died‚ But The Man Who Died Had No Brother How Could This Be…? Answers :- The Beggar Was A Female 1 Larka 1 Larki Na Woh Shauhar-B.V Na Woh Bhai-Behen Na Woh Maa-Beta Larki Ka Susar‚ Larkay K Susar Ka Baap Hai. To Larki Larkay Ka Kya Rishta Banta hai? Its Challenge For You. Answer: Saas-Damaad R u Fed Up
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Tujhse shadi karke pachta raha hun Dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun Samnay wala passenger: wao wao wao wao! Pehle kiss karo‚ Phir palang per leta do‚ Phir chaddi utar do‚ Phir niche haath lagao‚ Aur check karo k Baby ne su su to nahi kiya na Teacher: What is your caste? Student: Pehle hum Singh they‚ Phir Rajput hue‚ Phir Sharma ho gaye‚ Abhi hai Darzi…. Aaage Mummy ki marzi Banta: Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai. Friend: Acha wo kaise? Banta: Yar kal mein ghar
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to suit me ho – N – hey hey hey!!! Ye sab uss Ramanand Sagar ki galti hai… till date woh hume every Saturday Sunday wahi old fashioned vesh bhoosa me wahi pooraane avatar me dikhata hai – R – poorane avatar me??? N – aur nahi to kya – this is our new version – infact yahaan swarag lok me sab cheezen change ho chuki hai – anyways ab ye sab chorro and
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sandeh ki baat hona’ Daat khatte karna- buri tarah haraana Dum daba kar bhagna- dar kar bhagna Ghode bech kar sona- ekdum nishchint ho kar sona Til ka taad banana- choti si baat ko bahut badi banana Lakir ka fakir Jo garajte hain who baraste nahi Apne muh miyan mithu banana What will we find out about our communities? 1. History (What is the story of your community?) 2. Geography (Location today‚ location in the past) most gujaratis originate from the northwestern part of india‚ from
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presents such as saris and clothing can be given. The brother and sister traditionally feed one another sweets. These sweets include anything from Jalebi‚ Kaju Katli‚ and Burfi. Since north Indian kinship practices give cousins a status similar to siblings‚ girls and women often tie the rakhi to their male cousins as well (referred to as "cousin-brothers" in regional parlance) in several communities.[12][13] Unrelated boys and men who are considered to be brothers (munh-bola bhai or adopted brothers)
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Impact of Culture on Consumption Pattern Although we have been staying in Shela for the past 3 months now‚ our exposure to the Gujarati culture has been minimal. The only exposure we have to Ahmedabad is through the Malls and rides to and from the malls. Inspite of this there are a few things that do stand out. 1. Ahmedabad now has Jaguar‚ Audi showrooms which till now were limited to the popular metros 2. The roads are wide and clean which a lot of metros and the rest of India does not
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