Salmon and Avocado Breakfast Toast Total Time: 15 minutes Serves: 2 Ingredients: Two toasted whole-grain pieces of bread 4 oz smoked salmon 1 ripe avocado‚ sliced One-fourth cup of red onion‚ sliced thinly 2 tbsp capers Lemon wedges for serving Fresh dill for garnish (optional) Instructions: 1. Place smoked salmon on top of each slice of toasted whole grain bread. 2. What is the difference between a’smart’ and a’smart’? Place the avocado slices on top of the salmon. 3. What is the difference
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Screw you guys‚ I’m going home Ever since 1997‚ South Park has revolutionized the cable TV scene as a profane and obscene program that isn’t afraid to mock religious‚ political‚ and cultural topics and not get away with at least offending somebody. Throughout its twelve seasons‚ some of the most prominent events in pop culture have suffered the wrath of ridicule from the show’s creators‚ Matt Stone and Trey Parker‚ and succeeded in making millions of Americans laugh until they cry. The creative
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Praise to the one an only god Allah‚ the creator of everything‚ peace will be upon his followers‚ Americans my message is for you‚ listen close if you want to avoid another incident like the one that happened 11 years ago. Today I talk to you on the same day of the death of Osama Bin Laden the leader of al-Qaeda‚ this is because me Ayman al-Zawahiri one of Osama Bin Laden Senior Officials have decided to take he’s place and to lead al-Qaeda for the search of freedom and to make the world of acknowledge
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Addicted to Stress Teaser: Are you lacking sleep‚ running on empty‚ crazy-busy‚ hooked on stress? We all experience stress; some of us even thrive on it. What’s more‚ it’s not going anywhere. Stress is an inevitable part of the human condition — we might as well accept it‚ right? Well‚ the problem is‚ while you’re probably coping‚ you might not realize the impact addictive stress actually has on your long-term health. Fortunately‚ there’s a lot you can do to turn things around. When enough is
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A school board has come under attack by the religious organization‚ Christians Against Sex‚ CAS‚ for its approach to dealing with the high rate of pregnancies in the district. In their board meeting of February 15th 2010 it was noted that 20 students had become pregnant and had to leave school to have babies. This included students in grades 9 through 12. Board member Marcia Helmsley lamented the loss of family values by the introduction of Planned Parenthood’s advocacy of birth control and abortion
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far-fetched story satirizing the optimism promoted by the philosophers of the Age of Enlightenment. Voltaire uses satire as a means of pointing out injustice‚ cruelty and bigotry that is commonly found in the human society. Although the tale seems light and comical‚ Voltaire has more serious intentions behind the laughable plot line. Candide can therefore be classified as a satire because it combines humor and wit to bring about a change in society’s view on matters such as religion‚ war‚ and the
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brushes with death are humorous‚ but Swift also uses them to reinforce a major focus of this section: just as Lilliputian affairs are ridiculous because of their smallness‚ human pretensions are ridiculous as well. Swift’s second major target for satire appears when Gulliver tries to show the Brobdingnagian king the greatness of England; he succeeds only in showing its corruption. While English civilization is more complex and more technologically advanced than Brobdingnag‚ a large portion of the
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Fad Diets Don’t Work Weight loss is much simpler than it seems‚ it can be summarized within a sentence “If you eat too much you gain weight‚ if you eat too less you lose weight‚ if you have a balanced diet and exercise regularly you stay healthy”. Some people just don’t get it; they think that by following fad diets or so-called new improved ways you can lose weight easy and fast. But the fact is that these fad diets create more problems than they solve. What is a fad diet? Well if you’ve
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Satire is used by cartoon artists to voice their own opinions on the issues and matters that we as Australians are faced with. A big genre includes Refugees and asylum seeker issues and problems. An example of this is an artwork by an artist living in a Refugee Camp. There is a clear difference between the baby that is in a detention centre and a baby that has freedom. This is done through binary opposites – for every positive there is a negative. An example of this is the baby on the left who only
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Speaking With Satire Lord Bryon once said‚ “Fools are my theme‚ let satire be my song”. A satire is a literary composition‚ in verse or prose‚ in which human folly and vice are held up to scorn‚ derision‚or ridicule (dic.com). A well recognized satire is George Orwell’s Animal Farm. Orwell wrote this allegorical novella in England when the wartime alliance with the Soviet Union was at its height and Stalin was held in highest esteem in Britain both among the people and government. George
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