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    Texting & Driving Satire

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    THIS JUST IN!!! Oak Ridge highways considered most dangerous roads in all of Southeast Missouri. “Why is this?” do you ask. Well‚ when that bell rings at 3:13 Oak Ridge becomes a living hell. All students hit the roads ready to get home in a hurry. Oh that’s all fine and dandy except there is just one problem. They have cell phones‚ and they are texting at this very moment while you are meeting them in the other lane. It is a scary thought‚ I know. One of the main reasons kids text and drive is

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    Satire Essay On Drugs

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    As I’m sure you know‚ drug abuse has been a big problem in the United States for many years. There are more and more people being taken to jail daily for having possession of illegal substances. Because so many of these people are being held in jail for such a small crime‚ people who are committing much worse crimes‚ like putting other people in danger‚ are getting away with shorter and less severe punishment. We are running out of room for the people who need to be in prison by filing them up with

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    Satire Essay On Cloning

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    Nowadays‚ technology getting better than we expected. There will be a lot of big things coming up into our life that we don’t know. A lot of new things that people are not familiar with it or it haven’t seen by many people. It can be lead to very successful or chaos. With 7 billions people on the Earth‚ there are many new things happened everyday‚ so the laws will continuously creating to prevent from big problems. One of many hot topics that we have to faced it. The hot topic and the main subject

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    Pastor's Kid Satire

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    Most people spend a majority of their lives trying to figure out who they are; as a teenager‚ it’s one of the biggest struggles we face. And as someone who is adopted‚ it’s an even bigger struggle. I’ve spent the past four and a half years trying to figure out who I am...where I come from. And even still‚ I only have half a story. Other than being adopted‚ some may label me as a pastor’s daughter. Others might say I’m just some rebellious kid. The only people who know me as all three‚ are close friends

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    Satire Child Labor

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    So‚ what exactly is child labor? Full-time work of children under the age of fourteen in situations that are damaging to health‚ education‚ or moral development for pay or no pay. Who’s bothered about this? Certainly not me! Am I taking action? Heck no! I don’t know about you‚ but child labor just might be the best thing that has ever happened to the world. If you don’t believe me just ask a factory owner‚ I’m sure they will agree and have a big smile on their face when they tell you why they use

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    Satire About Electricity

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    Many of us don’t consider electricity a luxury. There are many nights when I fall asleep with the lights on‚ unable to force myself to get out of bed. Besides‚ it’s nearly 4am – two more hours and I will have to be up anyways‚ so I’ll shut the light off then. How It’s Made: The SOCCKET I’m also guilty of leaving the T.V. on‚ long after I’ve already lost interest in whatever program I was watching. I refuse to unplug my phone and laptop chargers from their sockets because it would be a hassle

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    Animal Testing Satire

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    Pretend you are a rat in a lab about to be tested. There are big scary humans about to poke potentially poisonous needles into your skin. You are howling in pain. You don’t know why they’re doing this. Suddenly‚ you feel a cold finger on your spine. It pushes hard‚ and the pressure builds more and more and then Crack! You’re dead. This is what takes place in the brutal practice of animal testing. Scientists practice this‚ and even more painful and harmful things on animals‚ to test the toxicity of

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    Satire Global Warming

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    This planet has done countless things to keep us alive and well. this planet takes care of us so we need to start doing the same!Many people that it doesn’t exist think it won’t affect them. Global warming is everyone’s problem because this is our planet‚ our ice caps are melting‚ the Earth is getting warmer‚ which will leave us without winter. The earth is getting hotter and hotter and sooner or later we wouldn’t have winter. In the word book online info finder greenhouse effects‚ it states that

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    Captain America Satire

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    So yeah‚ Captain America: Civil War (CA:CW) has been out for well over a week and double yeah‚ I did see it opening weekend. Just thought I would take a moment to share with you some of my collected thoughts from my screening a couple of Friday nights ago. ILC’s Overall Take? I really liked it. As much as I am generally fatigued by this whole superhero movie franchise "thing‚" I have to say I truly had a fun time and was thoroughly entertained. 568afb66c1127 Here are a few key things that made

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    Dave Barry Satire

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    Everyone has been given advice once in their life‚ at all ages. Dave Barry wrote a letter to his grandson with all the thing important knowledge and advice he believes his grandson should know. When writing this letter Dave had realized the most important thing he knows. In the article‚ “Dave Barry teaches his grandson life’s lessons - beginning with the ketchup”‚ Dave Barry uses high comedy in the form of sarcasm and hyperboles to prove that sometimes you have to learn the hard way. When saying

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