Satirical Essay Ryan Persaud It is crazy to think in this day and age that people like Warren Buffet‚ Robert Herjavec and other fine hardworking people are below the poverty line. Nowadays it is hard for these people to find an honest job‚ and for them to make enough to support their families throw in an economic meltdown and these fine upstanding citizen are in crisis mode. What can people like you and I do? We can start paying our due‚ people are always saying “help the needy” and who is
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Satirical Essay School Dress Codes‚ one of the most argumentative school topics and also one of the most enforced school policies of all time. Everyone has an opinion about what is too short‚ what is too long‚ what is too low‚ what is too high‚ what is too tight‚ and what is too loose. These so called “simple” rules to abide by aren’t so simple. According to school boards majority of girls are all indecent‚ this creates girls to be allowed to only wear a few items of clothing without breaking
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Satirical Essay Rough Copy Recently‚ cigarettes have been getting a bad rap. No one seems to understand that the real problem at hand is not the negative effects of smoking cigarettes‚ but those who abstain from smoking cigarettes. These people are nothing but a nuisance‚ a lousy bunch of no-gooders that just want to ruin your fun. In fact‚ smoking cigarettes is an activity that the entire population can benefit from. The world relies on the production and consumption of tobacco‚ and there are
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Satirical Essay: Destruction of Social Media Today’s society is faced with the continually growing problem of electronics and social media. What used to be considered a precious treasure is now the cause of teenage obesity‚ lack of concentration‚ inadequate communication‚ and above all a far less intellectual society. Cell phones‚ internet‚ video games‚ television all have taken over the youth in society and corrupted them into unimaginative‚ unqualified‚ dull robots. Facebook is merely a tool
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Miranda Armiger Forcucci Satirical Essay May 25‚ 2013 Parking Lot Purgatory Her clock screamed Get Up! She rolled out of bed 20 minutes earlier than she normally got up for school. On any other day she’d be slapping at the snooze button‚ but today was a special day. Today was a milestone; she was finally able to drive to school alone. She was so excited to show off a car she brought back to life with her own hands and to rid herself of the imposed parking restrictions. After she cycled through
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subject they teach‚ therefore they get paid a certain amount whether they work or not. Teachers may not like dealing with disrespectful teenagers‚ but they like the fact that they get paid just for going to work for about six to eight hours a day. Teachers also don’t have to worry about having to stay overtime or taking work home. Another benefit teachers have is a lunch break; they can go off campus and buy whatever they would want to eat for lunch. Students are always focused on the teacher and
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talk about‚ but it is acceptable on Twitter. Once you convert to Twitter‚ you will understand. Is it not crazy that Facebook now has a "timeline"? Yeah‚ they stole that from Twitter. You may like your "timeline" on Facebook‚ but the original one on Twitter is better. Once you make the life-changing decision to switch your social networking sight to Twitter‚ your day will instantly get better. You will not see those annoying "likes" and "shares" on Twitter‚ that you see on Facebook about animal
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throw away 30.9 tons of good food; this will make wasteful people feel as if they are actually helping people when they throw away unappreciated food. This also means that there will be plenty of food for the newly housed and employed people. Also‚ about $1 billion dollars worth of medicine is thrown out each year‚ so illness will be quelled as well. The new CUTS program is flawless; it resolves the issues of Grinnell 2 vagabondage‚ employment‚ and environmental problems. In today’s society‚
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The Mosquito Satirical Essay Analysis When you think of a mosquito‚ you think of an annoying pest‚ or an insect that ruins picnics. In the short essay “The Mosquito‚” by Stephen Leacock‚ the mosquito is used to satirize someone else’s thoughts/ideas. This satiric essay is an excerpt from the book On the Front Life of Life: Stephen Leacock: Memories and Reflections‚ 1935-1944. Leacock focuses on the mosquito and uses it to mock/criticize Vilhjalmar Stefansson thoughts. This essay contains some humorous
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Not Enough Drinking Water Pop culture has recently become obsessed with trying to provide clean drinking water to those who do not have it. This is a pathetic issue to choose to fix. These poor people are a waste of space and need to learn how to fix their own problems instead of turning to the reach to fix them. Do you think the rich got rich by relying on other people? No. They found easy solutions to their difficult problems. People have wasted tons of money on giving these people clean water
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