Satirical Essay Rough Copy Recently‚ cigarettes have been getting a bad rap. No one seems to understand that the real problem at hand is not the negative effects of smoking cigarettes‚ but those who abstain from smoking cigarettes. These people are nothing but a nuisance‚ a lousy bunch of no-gooders that just want to ruin your fun. In fact‚ smoking cigarettes is an activity that the entire population can benefit from. The world relies on the production and consumption of tobacco‚ and there are
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Satirical Essay School Dress Codes‚ one of the most argumentative school topics and also one of the most enforced school policies of all time. Everyone has an opinion about what is too short‚ what is too long‚ what is too low‚ what is too high‚ what is too tight‚ and what is too loose. These so called “simple” rules to abide by aren’t so simple. According to school boards majority of girls are all indecent‚ this creates girls to be allowed to only wear a few items of clothing without breaking
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Satirical Essay: Destruction of Social Media Today’s society is faced with the continually growing problem of electronics and social media. What used to be considered a precious treasure is now the cause of teenage obesity‚ lack of concentration‚ inadequate communication‚ and above all a far less intellectual society. Cell phones‚ internet‚ video games‚ television all have taken over the youth in society and corrupted them into unimaginative‚ unqualified‚ dull robots. Facebook is merely a tool
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Miranda Armiger Forcucci Satirical Essay May 25‚ 2013 Parking Lot Purgatory Her clock screamed Get Up! She rolled out of bed 20 minutes earlier than she normally got up for school. On any other day she’d be slapping at the snooze button‚ but today was a special day. Today was a milestone; she was finally able to drive to school alone. She was so excited to show off a car she brought back to life with her own hands and to rid herself of the imposed parking restrictions. After she cycled through
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High School Education High school education is perfect in many areas to understand its greatness‚ you must understand each of the steps that makes it so great so I am going to describe some of the areas that make it great. The steps are grading system‚ teacher salary‚ and students wanting to really learn. There is a wide area of the high school education system it is well organized‚ for example the education the students receive. Even if teachers don’t like teaching‚ it is a great job because of
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Dear Facebook users‚ well…mostly just great grandma’s with consistent comments and likes on everything you post. Also‚ to the stalker ex-boyfriends and ex-girlfriends who always‚ and I mean always come up on your top 10 fans. This letter was presented before you today to inform you on the potential switch that you may be making in your future…the switch from Facebook to Twitter! You may have been one of those Facebook users taunting us tweeters for the multiple posts in a row that rivalry social
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The Mosquito Satirical Essay Analysis When you think of a mosquito‚ you think of an annoying pest‚ or an insect that ruins picnics. In the short essay “The Mosquito‚” by Stephen Leacock‚ the mosquito is used to satirize someone else’s thoughts/ideas. This satiric essay is an excerpt from the book On the Front Life of Life: Stephen Leacock: Memories and Reflections‚ 1935-1944. Leacock focuses on the mosquito and uses it to mock/criticize Vilhjalmar Stefansson thoughts. This essay contains some humorous
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11/19/12 English III Homelessness has been an issue of much dispute throughout time‚ regardless of whether it is in present day Portland‚ Maine or in the ancient city of Rome‚ Italy. People have been trying to aid the wanderers for a very long time‚ but clearly‚ have never found a good solution to the problem. People are sick and tired of walking out of their door in the morning and finding a vagrant‚ still reeking of alcohol which they purchased with a good Samaritan’s donation‚ on their
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Not Enough Drinking Water Pop culture has recently become obsessed with trying to provide clean drinking water to those who do not have it. This is a pathetic issue to choose to fix. These poor people are a waste of space and need to learn how to fix their own problems instead of turning to the reach to fix them. Do you think the rich got rich by relying on other people? No. They found easy solutions to their difficult problems. People have wasted tons of money on giving these people clean water
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demand. Explore the consequences of having demand for products created by corporations rather than through the choice of sovereign consumers. Perhaps suggest solutions for the problem (if it is a problem!). This is an ideal topic to explore in a satirical manner. Research the nature of satire. Irony Hyperbole Ridiculous Elements of Corporations Positives of Corporations They enable cheaper prices in industrial nations They enable great revenue for the government by taxing the corporations They
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