ek husband apni wife se: Tujhse shadi karke pachta raha hun Dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun Samnay wala passenger: wao wao wao wao! Pehle kiss karo‚ Phir palang per leta do‚ Phir chaddi utar do‚ Phir niche haath lagao‚ Aur check karo k Baby ne su su to nahi kiya na Teacher: What is your caste? Student: Pehle hum Singh they‚ Phir Rajput hue‚ Phir Sharma ho gaye‚ Abhi hai Darzi…. Aaage Mummy ki marzi Banta: Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai. Friend: Acha wo kaise
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rahe hai mausam bahut suhana hai. Mausam mastana rasta anjana jana kaunse mod pe mil jaye afsana……jab mausam bahut suhana hon to aapka maan bhi bahut khush khush hon jata hain‚ aap bina wajah muskurana lagte hai aur sab kuch accha lagne lagta hai. Agar mausam hi bahut ‘dull’ ho to bahut irritation hota hai na… to aaj kay suhane mausam ka luft uthtate hue aaj hum sunenge humare old is gold kay collection mein se kuch pyaare se romantic gaane .Tu shura karte hai Kati patang film yeh pyaare se gane
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gossips se roobaroo karvaane waale hain… yeh kahani kuch hai suni .kuch ansuni.kuch anjani ‚kuch jani kuch pechani. but isse pehle hum show ko aage badhaaye pehle – jaisa ki customary hai – kyun naa ganesh ji mahaaraaj ki vandana ho jaaye – GANESH VANDANA (song: jaidev) (welcome song: kesaria balam) R – Haan to friends aaj 21st century ke pehle dashak me it’s possible to travel to swarg lok from dharti lok – Aur aaj iss journey ko hum devlok se live
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hav 2 put dat as ur status.. 1) aankho me teri ajab se ajab se adaye he 2) Blue Eyes hypnotise teri kardi hai mainu 3) munda kukkad kamal da 4) Ye chori badi drama queen hai 5) Gulabi aankhein jo teri dekhi sharabi ye dil hogaya 6) Charo pase dekhle kudiye charcha hotness teri da 7) Seedhi sadhi chhori sharabi hogai 8) main sharabi 9) Kya karu oh ladies main hu aadat se majboor 10) Daddy mjhse bola tu galti hai meri 11) Proper Patola 12) Baby you light up my wrld
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food to all the tired cadets. Suri ji: O ki hoya mere shero? Aj sab chup-chaap baithe ho. Koi gala-shala nahi kar rahe? O ki gal hai? Mainu das. Ali (an innocent small-town boy who has come here to make his father’s dream of him being a soldier come true.): Suri ji‚ aaj to bohat hard training hui. Saara din bas bhagta dodte rahe. Suri ji: O putar.. sipahi ban na hai to mehnat to karni padegi na.. Huda: (hmm..Amardeep Huda..a Haryanvi cool dude in KMA‚ known for flirting with girls) sahi mein Suri
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SPORTS DAY-2013 1)WELCOMING OF THE GUEST WITH SCHOOL BAND BHAVIKA: HUM SAINIK HAIN VEER NIRALAY HUM SAINIK HAIN VEER PARVAT SE UNCHE GAURAV MEIN SAGAR SE GAMBHIR HUM AJAY HAIN SUDRID SAHASI HUM NIRBHAY RANDHIR PRAAN HAMARE JYOTI PUNJ HAIN SHAKTI SMRADHI SHARIR DITI: THE SCHOOL BAND IS WELCOMING THE GUEST OF THE DAY WITH
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hain tumhare 3. Maine tumhe sirf ek acche dost ki nazar se dekha hai 4. Mera pehle se ek boyfrnd hai 5. Main in baton pe vishwas nahi karti‚ apne padhai pe dhyaan lagao 6. Tum abhi tak mujhe jaante kahan ho ? Yeh shayad infatuation hai 7. Tumhara bank balance kitna hai?? 8. Magar last year to maine tumhe raakhi baandhi thi…hai naa..bhaiyya?? 9. Mein abhi is relation ke liye mentally prepared nahi hun 10. Mein apne dady se pooch ke tumhe kaal answer karun?? 11. Itni is baat kehne
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Ek din 1 lady tota kharidne gayi. Lady- iski kya khasiyat hai? Dukandar-ye bolta hai. Lady ne Tote se pucha- main kaisi lagti hu? Tota-Bhen ki laudi‚bikul randi lagti hai! Lady-ye to bahut badtamiz tota hai. Dukandar use andar le gaya aur zor se pani me duba k pucha‚ bol ab gaali dega? Tota-nahi kabhi nahi dunga. Wo use bahar le gaya aur lady se kaha ab puchiye. Lady-agar mere ghar pe 1 admi aye to tum kya sochoge? Tota-apka pati hai. Lady-agar 2? Tota-apka pati aur devar Lady-agar 3? Tota-pati
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Koi……………! [01] haan maine dekha hai tumhe mahaan bante‚ Maine hi nahi sabne dekha hai tumhe bhagwan bante. Har uchhai ko chhota karte khud ko upar uthate‚ Kismat khud apne haathon banate. Haan tum hi…………………………………! [02] haan yaad hai mujhe 16 saal ka Sachin‚ Ghaton nets pe mehnat karta Sachin. Chot lagne par bhi bilkul ni ghabrata Sachin‚ Bulandi ke aasmaan se uchha uthta Sachin. Haan! Sahi hai tum hi to ………………..! [03] Haan mujhe yaad aati hai‚ dhuandhaar ballebaaji Sachin ki‚
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